This is what i deal with daily...
So Today my fiancee goes outside to get in her car, and go to work. After a few seconds she comes back in, walks up to me with an adorable shocked expression and saysย โMy car is goneโ. I go outside to look around the neighborhood after i tell her to call work and the police to report it stole.ย
A few minutes later i come back in, annoyed, โWhere did you park it?โ
โJust outside the houseโ
โare you sure?โ
โyes, positiveโ
โThen why is it down the hill at our neighbors?ย โ
She went out last night to get pizza for our movie night and forgot where she parked it.














