#sheisblackwidow

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   some things can't be taught. books don't cover    how to get over losing a man. no amount of    training can prepare you for everything you're    going to see in a war. practical experience is    what's going to pull your ass out of a firefight     without a scratch. you have to know what to do    and when to do it, and sometimes the only way    you can know is by doing the wrong thing first.

   navigating whole foods requires a similar strategy.    he's not sure what half of this is -- he suspects    that it's not even food -- but he examines the labels,    anyways. last week he brought home something    that he thinks might've been seaweed, but he's not    about to find out. it took two days and a can of febreze      to get the smell out of his apartment.

   he picks up a can and frowns at it; he's looking for    something to use in soup later, but keeps striking    out. this looks promising -- but he's not sure.

sheisblackwidow

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"Who's there?"