#sheepadoodle

our family dog, Charlie, possibly has cancer, but they haven't verified it and he keeps needing to go to the vet to get drained of fluids. last time he had 3 liters / 8 pounds worth of fluid built up in his abdomen and he's not eating very well. the donation goal is high because we're already at $5k in vet bills just getting these tests and visits done.

if you can, please share this around, and maybe donate if you have any spare funds. i set this up for my MIL, who adores this dog like no other. he's a good boy who's not even 4 yet and deserves a long and happy life.

There are lots of different doodles out there, so what does your breed of doodle say about you? Are you a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t actually like dogs so you bought a doodle instead, or are you something else? Let’s find out.

Schnoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs.

Aussiedoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs.

Labradoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs, but you were one of the first ones to go in on the doodle craze so you can still tell yourself it’s because of your kids’ allergies when really it’s because you’re terrible.

Irishdoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs but apparently likes the idea of some breeder named Trish from ownadoodle.com playing God in her laundry room

Goldendoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs so you got a doodle instead and it’s the worst trained animal that’s ever existed and despite looking like a muppet it’s an actual menace to the neighborhood, as if Snuffleupagus was on the all-carnivore diet. You didn’t understand poodles are actually pretty gnarly, aggressive animals and you probably never will until Charleston eats your kid’s pet rabbit. 

Bernedoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs, and in your house you believe love is love, science is real, and your home’s property values are the only thing in the world that actually matter

Sheepadoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs and you know you could have and should have rescued a real dog instead but deep down you know you are physically soft and mentally weak

Maltipoo/Cockapoo/Cavapoo

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs and you tell people you live in the city when you’re three hours away because you’re the kind of person who would inflict a name that ends with poo on a living creature.

Whoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs, but honestly you’re one of the worst ones because a Wheaton Terrier was not gentrified enough for you so you had to go and subject it to the doodle craze

Boxerdoodle

It turns out you’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs.