Nov 14, 2019
me, aged 13: i want to be a poet when i grow up
me, aged 23: *writing twee sugary rhymes about shopping local for my minimum wage workplace's social media feed*
me, aged 13: no, not like that
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me, aged 13: i want to be a poet when i grow up
me, aged 23: *writing twee sugary rhymes about shopping local for my minimum wage workplace's social media feed*
me, aged 13: no, not like that
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"YOU SAY THAT NOW"
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It’s been a very very very long day
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Mommy: Pervert.
Me: W-What? I didn't do anything to be called that.
Mommy: So? Pervert.
Me: So, why are you calling me that? -flustered-
Mommy: -sadistically- Because I can. Pervert. Pervert. Pervert.
Me: N-Ng...-knows that's true- I-I'm not.
Mommy: You're a little pervert.
Me: T-t...-blushing, can't disagree honestly-
Mommy: Hehe.
god i would love to rp sherlock solely because of my love for reasoning (lol retroductive) but i feel like i wouldn't be able to do him justice
mystery and crime are my cup of tea i can't help it
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A: Shotgun!!!
K: No no no little gets front seat! I pull the little card!!!!!!
C: Get in the back, bitch.
Me:*to my friend on the phone* Omfg does GMA come on at 7 here?
Friend: Yes. It come on at 7. Why? Is Shinee going to be on it?
Me: ...No...SNSD...
Friend: Just look it up on youtube later.
Me: It is NOT the same thing.