#shayposting

1. when she basically told salad v to shut the fuck up

2. ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED THE BALLS MAN!! MEGAPOG

3. that time she highjacked my mot run to beat corrupted vor with a metal folding chair for the entire duration of his speech until he was nothing but a flattened 2d image on the ground waddling around after me like a looney tunes character that fell victim to the good ol' anvil to the head bit

4. when she wouldn't let ergo glast teach you (>300 year old child) how to gamble until he offered you a bugs man blueprint after which she was just like "aight seems legit"

Lopsided little gremlins with the giant pistons on the side. The trains of rural industry, invented by a guy named Ephraim in the 1800s, still plunking around. Wonderful.