#shawiisms

and let's not even talk about how he saved parker. parker probably would've ended up dead someday, given her propensity for risk-taking and the fact that she doesn't understand how to interact with people, especially dangerous ones. he was the first one to tell archie that she was a /real/ person, not just a thief. even if nate thought she was broken, he recognized her as a human being.

          ‘  you look familiar - have we gotten in a fight before?  ‘

so leave a brotp/platonic ship in my ask and i’ll tell you:

who steals french fries off the other’s plate  --  yelena off shaw

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple  --  yelena probs !!

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail  --  shaw busts, yelena bails

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues  --  yelena @ shaw, shaw @ yelena when it’s about buying guns and their value for money

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes --  shaw?? as if either of them would do this

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk  --  yelena to annoy the fuck out of shaw

who starts and who wins the pillow fights  --  neither. they don’t do pillow fights, they do fist fights

Rey wasn't surprised when she walked out of the garage and saw the moon high in the dark sky      it had been another late night at work. The truth was, there had been  people in suits  in front of the garage since early in the morning, and everyone knew that that only brought bad news        especially as none of them seemed to leave. They just observed what was going on in there and were most likely jotting down notes on who came in and who left. Rey had tried to stay inside of the garage for as long she was able to. She would just get ahead on her schedule for the next day. As Rey locked up, she could see, from the corner of her eye, that they were still there. Calling the cops didn't cross her mind even once; she wouldn't leave this to a bunch of idiots to fix and on top of that, Rey'd rather avoid them than beg for help. No, thank you. What would even be her evidence against them? She'd probably just get locked up again for however long they'd liked. There would be no one to bail her out, Rey knew. No, she wasn't going to call anyone. Whilst Rey was making sure her scarf covered her entire neck before starting her journey to her apartment, much like she did every day. She heard the sound of a car door being opened, and a steady beat of high heels clicking against the concrete pavement. The clicking sound became faster and Rey heard it closing in on her. A hand tapped on Rey's shoulder, which caused her skin to crawl.      ❝   Excuse me,   ❞     Rey heard a lady say.      ❝   Could I possibly spare a few minutes of your time? My boss is looking for the best mechanic in town. Word has it that I should be looking at someone from this garage,   ❞      the woman hinted. The mechanic missed the hint and didn't understand why the woman stopped talking. First she touched her, second she stopped talking... if anything, the woman knew how to get on Rey's nerves.      ❝     So? What about it?   ❞           ❝   He wants you.   ❞     

Rey burst into laughing.       ❝   You've been here... what... since we all came into WORK? Should you have missed it... I've already got a job.   ❞     

     ❝   And it's a laugh if I see what they pay you for working here.    ❞      The woman took a small note out of her bag and handed it to Rey.       ❝   Should you accept, this would be your new monthly income.   ❞     

The number written down on the note had several zeros after its first digits. Rey wouldn't have to worry about money ever again.       ❝   And the job is the same, you say? Just fixing cars as I do now?   ❞     

    ❝   Just fixing cars,   ❞      the woman repeated. So what... she would just be fixing a few cars? She's already doing that. What would be the harm in earning some more money for her labour? She couldn't think of any cons to taking this job, everything would be an improvement.      ❝      I’ll take it.     ❞