#shatter machine

I want to thank whoever keeps scheduling FTR to wrestle on TV. During the 8/10/24 episode of AEW Collision, Cash and Dax took on an 80's style Tag Team in shiny silver tights -- I think they are called "The Outrunners" or something - I dig their bright pink boots.

Speaking of boots, check out one of the Outrunners below, cowering at Dax's feet, forced to kneel and kiss the Alpha's boot. How humiliating!

The Outrunners isolated my man Cash on their side of the ring for some old school trad-wrestling, which was fun but I didn't GIF those scenes. Instead, I focused on FTR's brutal comeback:

“as god as my witness, she is broken in half!”