#sharkweekhomes

I've been having the most bizarrely vivid and incredibly mundane dreams, except for like one thing that's SUPER weird and so

I had a dream that I was just chilling at my computer and then I realized that it was Wednesday and I needed to change my Marimos water. So I went to get Babymo off my nightstand and like overnight it had grown EXPLOSIVELY and there was moss that covered the whole bottom of the jar and a little bit up the sides there was moss. Babymo himself was working on splitting into two marimo that were both like the size of a golfball.

so I'm like "oh okay look who's getting big you really like that club soda don't you" and I reach in the jar to pick him up and the two balls come apart and

Inside one of them was a bunch of really large grains of sand so I start picking out the grains of sand and brush it off and roll it back up into a ball.

Then things start to get super weird. I set down the first ball back on the mossy bottom of the jar and pick up the second, and there's a toothpick laying on the bottom so I pull it out and toss it in the trash. I pick up the marimo again and flip it over to start rolling it back into ballshaped and.

There's a gaping hole in the bottom

Full of toothpicks

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM 8| JUST LIKE THIRTY TOOTHPICKS SHOVED INTO THE BOTTOM OF THIS MARIMO 8|

And of course dream logic so I just sigh about it and  start pulling out the toothpicks one at a time and throwing them away so I can roll him up into a ball and rinse out the jar and do my best to keep the mosscarpet in tact and then for some reason the coffee pot turns on because why not and that's when I woke up 8|

you

think

I'm

cute?