Oct 25, 2016
Clark Kent + Sharknado = Shark Kent. Get creative this #Halloween.
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Clark Kent + Sharknado = Shark Kent. Get creative this #Halloween.
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I don't think I can trust my housemates anymore. They didn't think sharknato was funny
#lootcrate #fear #spoopy #spooky #scarey #halloween #sharknato #skeleton
When twin sharks are in the womb one will eat the other before birth
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>2 inches of shark an hour
This is how boring my Saturday night is. Watching Sharknado 2 again
On our drive home from the theatre: “Have you ever heard of the movie ‘Sand Shark’?” “No…” “Well, it’s about this shark that has learned to swim in the sand and eats an entire beach party of teenagers.” “Did they know about the shark’s abilities?” “The kid who organized it did, but he threw the party anyway.” “What a tool. At least we don’t have to worry about that.” - we live in Utah “Maybe the shark learned to swim in asphalt.” *we both study the road we’re on for a second* “Duh-nuh, duh-nuh, duh-nu-“ “Roaroaroar-“ “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-“ “NOM!!!” *we pause* “Your seatbelt can’t protect you from every hazard on the road!” “Asphalt Shark!!!”
I think the best part was the dude throwing the bombs into the sharknado and it not working LIKE YA I WONDER FUCKING WHY DUDE