#shameless ask

well, ian’s awakening was mentioned twice, and it was justin timberlake (which i find to be hilarious). it’s one of those things where the writers can’t keep the character’s ages straight but they can remember shit like young ian’s justin timberlake obsession. i imagine that fiona was into nsync as a teenager, and that subsequently made ian kind of a fan of nsync also😭 i wholeheartedly believe that in that magazine we saw lip find in season 1 were pictures of justin timberlake.

mickey is a little harder because i genuinely do not know. it would be super cute if his awakening had been ian when they were kids (threatening to stab ian because the poor kid asked for a pencil back in the third grade), but i feel like the fact that he didn’t remember ian playing little league with him makes me rule that out. if anything, the awakening in question wasn’t really him being like “holy shit i like dick” it was more that he had seen his brothers with girls and had tried being with girls, but he never felt anything. we know that something happened with him and karen, and how could we forget about angie zago? he probably just tried to have sex with girls and realized he didn’t really get anything out of it, but he refused to admit he was gay, so he acted like he just thought love was stupid (i remember he used to have a poster that said something like “fuck love” back in season 1).

i wanna be able to rank them js in a list but idk if i can. So I was trying to decide if you were asking me if I could like, rank my personal favorite to least personal favorite.

but I eventually decided to do this, have it go from the worst person in general to the best person in general. And not have the answers simply be "I like debs the most so she Is gonna be last"

i have a whole list of reasons why i heavily dislike Fiona. it is honestly pretty long. so in my head i want to put her first but i also want to put lip first. but thinking back when i watched shameless I remember js being baffled by the shit she did. so i think i will go with Fiona as number one and lip js right behind her. like right behind her. or maybe js put them both in the same ranking.

1: Fiona & lip

2: whoever goes next

now i am trying to decide between Ian or Debbie for the next one. i love debs don't get me wrong and will almost always defend her. (key word: almost) but she has done some stuff that could be deemed as not very good.

soo i was thinking back on shitty things Ian Gallagher has done and then shitty things Debbie has done, and a lot of ians lead back to his bipolar. so for this i am gonna put Debbie as 2nd. (or third?) but part of me thinks she should js join lip and fiona. (/j)

i love debbie so much she is on of my all time fav characters (the other being mickey) but sadly this isnt a ranking of my favs but a ranking of shitty shit they have done. so debbie is gonna go there. (i do understand exactly why she does everything she does and how it is all mostly linked back to her parents plus fiona.)

so next i am gonna say ian. i never disliked ian while watching shameless he was always one of my favs. but getting more into the fandom after finishing shameless made me see him in a new light and not particularly a good light. ian has done some shitty things but thats the whole point of the show. so ian for 3rd (or fourth?)

bringing me to carl! carl wasn't that bad of a person if you just cut out white boy carl. in the first few seasons he is really painted as this just sociopath but also not at the same time. like cancer carl was so sad cause he was also sweet. but also he blowtorched cats. buttt he really was a sweetheart. like when Fiona was in jail or getting the house back. so, number 4th. (or fifth?)

and last but not least Liam. what a sweetie i love him with every bone in my body. And I mean, Liam is just a kid, he hasn't done anything wrong, he's like 11 in the last season.

so the list would be

1: fiona and lip

2: debbie

3: ian

4: carl

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NO FREAL SHE DOES

she loves stuffing you full with her strap and noticing the bulge in your belly!!!!

“you take me so well, angel. fuck i can see myself.”

“i’ll fill you up, angel. i’ll get your belly nice and full. you’ll look so pretty carrying our baby.”

she also knows when you eventually get pregnant, your breasts will be nice and full for her and we know phoenix loves your tits lets be real. she won’t stop groping them, kissing them and rolling your sensitive nipples in her fingers.

This is pure t r a s h but here you go! Also not sure if it turned out the way you wanted but this is kinda what I saw while reading it. There’s a lil twist at the end, but I hope you like it!!

You had just gotten out of English with the worst teacher ever, and the last thing you wanted was another asshole coming up and trying to talk to you. Sure, you were a nice person, but everyone that had come up to you today only wanted one thing. You saw it on their faces before they even spoke.

You never thought you were ‘hot’ as your best friend put it, but you knew you had something. There’s no way that old men would give you money just for looking their way if you weren’t at least a little cute. It was creepy, and you had a lot of creeps follow you, but you couldn’t help the way you looked. Avoiding creeps was like avoiding the plague. But you did it every day.

You’d spent most of your day trying to avoid the football team, which was extremely hard. A cheerleader threatened to beat you up, and one of the emo’s hit you with a note of everything their table had said about you.

“Hey, gi-”

“Go away,” You say without a single drop of emotion in your voice. You were talking with your best friend, and you’d already had three guys and a girl, all come up and hit on you just today. The first day back to school. 

You were over it. “I’m having a conversation that doesn’t include you, so go away.”

You watch as the boy sulks past you, glancing back a few times to look at you. You catch his eyes the one time, and he has a soft smile on his face that didn’t match the gangster boy vibe hanging around his neck. Quickly looking away, you roll your eyes, “Boys.”

“Boys.” Your friend repeats.

Your next class was American History, and you knew seats weren’t claimed on the first day. You made sure to come in early to find the seat in the back, furthest away from anyone. You had been put up front in English, so you could feel several sets of eyes on the back of your head. It was the worst feeling ever.

Your quick glance at your phone lasted longer than you wanted, so when everyone started filling up the seats, you hadn’t realized who had sat beside you. There were only three empty seats you needed to worry about, but now there was just one.

Your eyes shift over to the boy with cornrows in his hair. The boy from earlier. He was slumped over in his oversized hoodie and you saw his single chain hanging around his neck. He wasn’t looking at you, but that familiar feeling you felt meant that he was. Of course, the boy you shut down has a class with you. Of fucking course he does. 

“Don’t look at me, white boy,” You say just under your breath, just loud enough for him to hear and no one else. “I know why you chose that seat.”

“I chose this seat because I hate the fuckin’ front,” He shoots back, but his face changes and he suddenly sits up straight. “Sorry. I just hate the first day back.”

You let out a sigh, wanting to be annoyed but he actually apologized, “You and me both.” On the bright side, it almost seemed like you were speaking to another person and not a pig in disguise. That still didn’t mean you wanted to talk to him, but it was a nice change from the past hour at least.

“Name’s Carl,” He says, nodding as if it was the only way to introduce himself. You give him an annoyed look and watch as his cheeks turn pink. “Gallagher.”

“(Y/N),” You say, looking towards the front of the class as your teacher smiled at everyone. “If your going to sit there and stare at me the whole semester, at least don’t distract me. I take lots of notes.”

You sit there, waiting for him to say something else. In your head you really wanted him to move somewhere else, but deep down you didn’t really want him to. Sure, he could move and then who else would find themselves in that seat. You’re sure to deal with a little white wannabe gangster better than a jock.

“What do you do for fun around here?” You suddenly ask, and you watch as Carl’s head snaps in your direction. His lips are parted and his cheeks are flushed, which you were sure he had no idea of. You decided you wouldn’t say anything. “Hellooo? Earth to Carl?”

He shakes his head before looking away for a split second, “So far, the best thing in the southside is my neighbor’s bar.”

“Well, Carl, you wouldn’t mind skipping and going there?”

His eyebrows furrow together in confusion that makes you let out a quiet laugh. “But we’re already in class?” He says skeptically.

You shrug, “I guess that’d be the fun part, then, huh?” You raise your hand, gaining your teachers attention, “May I go to the nurse?”

“Of course,” She says without hesitation.