milliliter? do you mean….. millimeter?

Zenyatta! Super chill, full of pleasant aphorisms, adorable baseball skin, shiny? Heck yeah! What a cutie.

Wait, which one? Cyber please give us the good mchanzo content

I like ur cat

Me too. Even though he’s a bully, a glutton and a weirdo.

@pixelhanzo replied to your photo: Why is my cat like this?

the daily mantra of abyssinian owners everywhere

My other abyssinian is not like this! (She’s a timid, anxious princess with a stubborn streak a mile wide and borderline anorexia, instead.)

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Don’t you just wish the cat would leaf it alone?

Hanzo: I am a bad guy! Fear me and my all powerful dragons! Kratos: Hmmm. Nice party trick.

Kratos: *ultimate bitch face where the corners of his mouth turn down to approximately nipple height*

Do you mean you want the deck as well as just the pin or you only want the pin?If it’s the former, then yeah you’ll be able to add the pin on at the end.

God FUCKIN' dammit-- [Whatever was about to follow is cut off by another sneeze, and he yells wordlessly in frustration.] Why’s there still so much goddamn pollen errywhere? It’s May for cryin’ out loud!

[His one good eye is itching and streaming and red, leaving his vision notably impaired. He grabs the shoulder of the nearest person, assuming it to be Nishida.] I don’t care if it fuckin’ kills me, gimme another goddamn Benadryl or I’ll kill you!

Zenyatta talking back to Hanzo, not unkindly but he wishes for his space in the early mornings. Taking walks about Hanamura with pretty kimono and dresses and parasols to flaunt the Shimada wealth and Zenyatta to explore the town. Meeting Genji occasionally and… not taming him nessecarily, but helping him figure out why he’s so damn reckless.