#shadrian

- mutual coke addictions that are totally not a problem lol do another line off my abs <333

- movie star X model so you know those movie premieres EATTTTT

- get twitter cancelled every other Thursday

- routinely go to clubs and do poppers

- technically not exclusive, unless they want to pick a fight about it, then they get to trade off on calling each other a cheating whore

- constant shit talking I mean CONSTANT, it's their favourite hobby

- kind of notorious homewreckers but they don't really gaf

- routinely hit up Adrian's old ass ex husband for some quick cash in exchange for photos of them making out

- will 100% release a sex tape to stay relevant

- truly do noooot think about their ex situationships at all they're too busy taking body shots off strippers in Cabo (RIP Troy)

- in the mile high club

- Adrian has Extreme Coworker Beef™ with Rose. Coincidentally, this is the three degrees of separation means for how Sasha pops back up into hollanovs lives (introducing Shane's Extreme One-Sided Sasha beef)

- Sasha is bi and Adrian is gay and yeah Adrian is getting weird about it in a gold star gay way

Bonus bonus: Adrian and Sasha never talked about past partners enough to realize their connection, until the threeway with Luca when in idle conversation they ask what he does (cuz he's Fit) and he says he's a hockey player and that's just enoug for one of them to ask where and he says Ottawa Centaurs and Adrian goes "Troy’s team?" and Sasha goes "Ilya’s team?" And revelations are had all round, until Luca needs another drink (or something)

HEEELLPPPP I LOVEEEEE!!!

You know I always gotta throw my favourite doll Luca into the mix whenever possible so this is PERFECT!!! Let Luca have his crazy slut summer with truly the two worst people imaginable!!!