sterek, singing karaoke, in narnia
shadowsandshade asked for this: "Sterek at a karaoke bar in Narnia after a fight and the only songs are Disney songs. Please!? :) Sorry if that's too crazy."
I asked if she meant Narnia Narnia, and she said she did, so I consulted the table at dinner tonight for how exactly this fic would go.
trelkez: So, someone asked me for a fic where Derek and Stiles are somehow in a karaoke bar in Narnia.
absolutedestiny: .... of course.
trelkez: How do Derek and Stiles get to Narnia?
absolutedestiny: Through a wardrobe, OBVIOUSLY.
exitbybears: Or through a locker in the school.
joyo: Wood from the nemeton is used to build a wardrobe that leads to Narnia.
everyone: Ooh, yeah.
trelkez: Also in this prompt, in the Narnian karaoke bar, the only songs on the list are Disney songs.
sisabet: Is Derek going to sing Part of Your World and then comb his hair with a fork?
trelkez: What does Stiles sing?
sisabet: A Whole New World.
absolutedestiny: No -- Derek -- will he be singing I'll Make A Man Out Of You at any point?
sisabet: That WOULD be a whole new world for Stiles, if Derek made a man out of him.
trelkez: Wait, wait, I'm suddenly picturing a Lady and the Tramp Sterek AU.
absolutedestiny: Jen -- he's a tramp.
trelkez: YES. Exactly. Derek is the tramp.
absolutedestiny: Are you writing this?
trelkez: No, I'm just writing down our discussion of it.
absolutedestiny: Dammit, I'm invested now.
trelkez: But I don't know what the plot is. Why are they singing karaoke in Narnia?
absolutedestiny: What if it's not just a karaoke bar, it's the karaoke bar from Angel, IN NARNIA, and they have to sing to get information?
exitbybears: And then emotional revelations happen.
trelkez: So they're lost ... and singing to find a way out of Narnia?
exitbybears: Yes.
absolutedestiny: Is Narnia now a magical version of a cave-in?
sisabet: If someone sang karaoke in a cave-in, I would read it.
shadowsandshade, I think this is as much of that story as you're getting, but you certainly did throw down the crackfic gauntlet. AbsoluteDestiny rose to the occasion better than anyone. Derek and Stiles singing Disney karaoke at Caritas in Narnia.