#shadow chasers

Kyle: Okay are we ready to start?

Stan: Butters isn’t here yet.

Wendy: He said to start without him, something about an important delivery that was arriving a bit late. But he will join us as soon as possible.

Stan: I dunno, Butters should really be here.

Kyle: We can at least get the ball rolling while we wait. Introduce ourselves and our mission.

Wendy: And we wouldn’t start any actual investigating without him, we're a team.

Stan: Okay, let’s do this.

Kyle: Hello my name is Kyle Broflovski and these are my friends and teammates Stan Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, and currently missing Butters Stotch.

Stan: Don’t forget Sparky. 

Kyle: Right and Sparky.

Kyle: We have decided to start this blog as a way to collect, store, review information and to gain an outside perspective on the mystery behind Kenneth McCormick’s death.

Butters: Sorry I’m late, but I ordered this thing special for today and I wanted you guys to see it before we get to far in the investigation.

Stan: What is it?

Butters: It’s a journal I custom ordered, I figured that since we may be out in the field a lot that we needed something to keep case notes in!

Wendy: It’s got a lock.

Butters: Yup and I got us each a key for it so only we can add to it.

Kyle: You put his symbol on it.

Butters: Well of course! This is all for him after all.

Stan: Its perfect Butters

Butters: So what did I miss? You fellas get questions yet?

Kyle: Yes. I was actually about to go over why we found Ken’s death to be suspicious.

Shadow Chasers (1985) - intro

Wendy: We are all 16 and just finished our sophomore year. I am journalist for the school newspaper and a master hacker. I also really like puzzle games, Kyle and I compete to see who can beat a game first on occasion.

Stan: I was on the track team freshman year but did not have any extracurriculars this year, I still go for runs and hikes with Sparky though. I like playing guitar in my spare time and recently started getting into botany.

Kyle: Due to my mother’s insistence I’m apart of Honor society. Which just means I spent half my weekend doing volunteer work. Most of its kinda boring but I did enjoy activities that involved working with kids. I like watching movies or writing in my spare time. And like Wendy said I like competing with her at puzzle games.

Wendy: And we all have an appreciation for music. One band in particular unifies us, but we have learned to appreciate many genres simply based on the room owner is the DJ rule during hang outs.

Kyle: I just got a text from Butters saying he’s on his way.

Kyle: It… It’s been a year.

Stan: Today’s the anniversary, that’s why we chose to start this today.

Wendy: We wanted to start this and later when everyone’s here, go visit Kenny.

Stan: Kenny was murdered.

Wendy: Technically it was considered accidental manslaughter by the courts.

Kyle: And for a few months we were in too much of a shock to think otherwise. But then we realized some things didn't add up.

Kyle: I remembered something K-Mysterion told me be-