This was requested by me. He should have photoshopped 4 baby rabbits into the picture as Rebecca is a horny rabbit who wants to give birth to 4 kids. 

Drunk Vlady + Photoshop part 4 : Zorro Frog

Drunk Vlady + Photoshop part 1 : Dog 

(The whole poem is wrong and does not make sense but only the MORON mentioned in this joke can't see it because he is a complete and utter idiot.)

  woody woodpecker & family were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant. As is always the case, a plateful of steamed peanuts was placed on the table. woody counted the peanuts; there was about 100 of them on the plate. The family enjoyed their meal. However, when the bill came, they had the shock of their lives. "How can our bill be THIS high?" woody thundered. "I demand to see your manager" he said. The manager came. "What seems to be the problem?" she asked. woody answered: "Explain this bill. This seems to be a clearcut case of overcharging." The manager replied: "Actually, as a gesture of goodwill we gave everything else you ate to you for free including the 2 bottles of XO brandy. This is for the peanuts alone. As you know, you DID say that 1 peanut is worth $600,000/- before, so 100 peanuts will cost you $60,000,000/-".

John's parents were called up for interview by the school. "mr. lim, what organization do you work for?" mr. lim replied: "I'm a trade unionist. Why, what has this got to do with John?" "I asked the class to write an essay on what their parents do for a living. When I saw his essay I initially was angry, but now that you tell me that you're a NTUC official it all makes perfect sense to me. He didn't even misspell it like I thought" the teacher replied. "What exactly did he write?" mr. lim asked. The teacher didn't reply. Instead she handed him John's essay. In it John had written "My dad works for CUNT".

A mp and a unionist got into a fight during a potluck dinner while on an official state visit to china. When they got home their leader demanded an explanation from them. They accused each other of killing their relatives. Unable to make any sense of them, the leader dismissed them. "So what really happened?" the leader asked the team ic "IT was a potluck dinner and we each brought a dish of out own" said the team ic. "And?" the leader asked. "And it turned out that dc brought dogmeat stew while byk brought roast suckling pig" the team ic replied.

Son: "Mom, what's a nymph?" Mom: "Son, it's short for nymphomaniac." Son: "And what's a nymphomaniac?" Mom: "It's a woman whose addicted to sex." Son: "Woohoo, my biology teacher wants us to study dragonfly nymphs, so now all I have to do is to find a prostitute with a dragonfly tattoo..."