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Drunk Vlady + Photoshop part 2 : Demon Pig

Drunk Vlady + Photoshop part 1 : Dog 

John's parents were called up for interview by the school. "mr. lim, what organization do you work for?" mr. lim replied: "I'm a trade unionist. Why, what has this got to do with John?" "I asked the class to write an essay on what their parents do for a living. When I saw his essay I initially was angry, but now that you tell me that you're a NTUC official it all makes perfect sense to me. He didn't even misspell it like I thought" the teacher replied. "What exactly did he write?" mr. lim asked. The teacher didn't reply. Instead she handed him John's essay. In it John had written "My dad works for CUNT".

A mp and a unionist got into a fight during a potluck dinner while on an official state visit to china. When they got home their leader demanded an explanation from them. They accused each other of killing their relatives. Unable to make any sense of them, the leader dismissed them. "So what really happened?" the leader asked the team ic "IT was a potluck dinner and we each brought a dish of out own" said the team ic. "And?" the leader asked. "And it turned out that dc brought dogmeat stew while byk brought roast suckling pig" the team ic replied.

Son: "Mom, what's a nymph?" Mom: "Son, it's short for nymphomaniac." Son: "And what's a nymphomaniac?" Mom: "It's a woman whose addicted to sex." Son: "Woohoo, my biology teacher wants us to study dragonfly nymphs, so now all I have to do is to find a prostitute with a dragonfly tattoo..."

Hmmm. Fact #1: Gangnam style is a major worldwide craze right now. Fact #2: Gangnam style looks like you're riding a horse. Fact #3: ho yeow sun will do anything to achieve worldwide success. Fact #4: It will not be a surprise if ho yeow sun wants to learn how to dance gangnam style to achieve success. In view of the a/m facts, it will be no surprise if she really learns how to dance gangnam style. Best part of it is that she can also apply it to fucking her husband, which will be most suitable since she already has a face like a horse anyway.

You know, we should all really give credit where credit is due. And all too often people don't get the credit that they truly deserve. To rectify this, I now want to give credit to someone who didn't receive the credit he truly deserves. So, we should all give credit to stinky pinky mee siam mai hum; not everybody can FUCK UP the whole country as badly as he does , especially since he's got NO BALLS.