#sge textposts

tedros as ‘this city’ by sam fischer because camelot basically broke him and he called it home but honestly it did so much shit to him.

agatha as ‘july’ by noah cyrus because she didn’t want her and sophie to change and go to sge and she was mistreated by the village, they all thought her a witch.

sophie as ‘moral of the story’ by ashe because she ‘fell in love’ with so many people through the series and thats like her main motive for doing things because loads of people fucked her over

hort as ‘ruthless’ by marmar oso, his whole sophie and nicola thing and because he probably sees himself as a ‘nice guy.’

hester as ‘achilles come down’ by gang of youths. i actually have no explanation for this it just feels right.

anadil as ‘no more happy endings’ by weird inside. although there are no lyrics the creepy ambiance radiates anadil vibes.

dot as ‘sharpener’ by cavetown. (tw) it’s mainly about being ashamed how you look and shit like that and dot really struggled with that ealier on in the series and stuff :/.

hester, driving: i’m almost there.

anadil: yeah, i see you.

hester: is tedros standing in the middle of the road?

tedros, slamming his hands on the table: OKAY! WE GET IT! YOU HATE A LOT OF THINGS, BUT PLEASE CAN YOU STOP VOICING IT!

(please be nice, i was ill-educated and ignorant).

i originally shipped sophie and agatha

i thought hort was cool and a good match for sophie

i thought rafal was okay for liking sophie

i had a crush on japeth because i saw some vvv good fanart of him oh god

i didn’t see how jaric was toxic at first

i thought beatrix was straight for so long oh no

i didn’t like nicola because she reminded me of myself a few years prior

i really enjoyed the beauty and the feast chapter idk

i honeslty cant remeber shit from any of the books, the fandom helps me remeber

i actually don’t have a fave character i just say kei because he basically did nothing so no one can really argue with me

i went through a phase of hating both agatha and sophie

tedros was vvvv irrelevant to me

i honestly couldn’t remember who hort was when he showed up again in awwp

i just wanted sophie to be in good and agatha to be in evil so they could get on with it and we could hear about the lessons more

i was SO DEVASTATED by yara’s death but now i just don’t care anymore

i’m pretty sure i’ve mixed canon with headcanon so much that i can’t slip the books from the fics and all that

i only read the books because i saw an advertisement on my instagram timeline and i thought the cover was pretty

i actually knew the ending to acot and qfg whilst i was still reading tlea

i spent an hour trying to figure out what the fuck was written in the side of the storian in book 1

i still don’t know what it meant

i never really understand what the fuck sophie’s thing was with lance but go off i guess

i didn’t really care that much for the coven in book 1/2

i honestly was just there for princess uma in tlea

sge

(because i want my eyes to burn and i don’t like having anything nice)

tedros

agatha

sophie

hort

hester

anadil

dot

nicola

rhian

japeth

hester wishes she could dry swallow pills for the aesthetic.

dot takes her pills and isn’t bothered about the ‘chaotic energy’ around it.

tedros of camelot

-you give me the kind of vibes that you text the group chat about you midnight food order in all caps

-“GUYS I GOT THE FUCKINF MCDONALDS LETS FUCKIFNF GOOOXZ”

-*sends picture of random person to the groupchat* omg they/she/he are so fucking cute ejdjcjd

agatha of woods beyond

-you have to be persuaded to leave the house

-*rings up friend* is that thing still on today?... yeah?.... FUCK

-everyone hates that you wear all black during the summer, you’ve probably been told that looking at you is making everyone else hot

sophie of woods beyond

-you get jealous when someone else in your friend group starts liking something you like (ifykyk)

-“hottie at 3 o’clock. everyone smile and wave.”

-you pick where the group goes to eat. no one else is allowed to choose.

hort of bloodbrook

-you either send the weirdedest fucking messages, or you send really blunt, troubling messages to your friends at 3am whilst their sleeping with no follow up

-always getting left on read, or no one wants to go out with you because your idea is really weird

-the ultimate third wheel

nicola of woods beyond

-you have all the group chats on mute unless stated otherwise

-will not say anything in the chat for ages whilst it’s popping off, then’ll read all the messages and add something really funny and just leaves for another decade

-“no i won’t join the video chat. i’ve been fucking working on the project. what have you been doing? failing you fucking physics exam.”

chaddick of foxwood

-you’re good at sport and you always have matches so all your friend get pissed and are like “whhhhyyyy cant you come on friday? is it because if your sporting event? :/“

-either have to have the dirty jokes explained to you or you’re the one explaining the joke

-have some sort of catchphrase and/or you’ve said something really stupid in the past and your friends bring it up whenever they can

beatrix of jaunt jolie

-WHY ARE YOU UP SO EARLY???? stop fucking messaging the group chat at 5am. get help.

-you’re either healthy and you try to get everyone to get good habits or you have TERRIBLE habits and everyone’s just really concerned for you

-you’ll repeat something stupid someone said in the group chat but you’ll type it LiKe ThIs

rhian of foxwood

-you’ll go ia for DAYS and then you’ll come back and everyone will be like “where the fuck were you??” but you always have an excuse

-you’ve got some sort of god complex/call yourself a god/have really good self esteem

-you bully your friends in front of others but if one of them were to trip you’d be the first one to ask them if they’re okay etc etc

reena of pasha dunes

-the pretty friend. don’t deny it. some many people ask your friends to put in a good word for them and all that

-SO MANY REACTION IMAGES. instead of typing something or something, you’ll instead send like the fucking eddy hearn reaction imagin thats like “let’s say, hypothetically, that everything was okay” (ifykyk)

-please stop being so late to events.

kei of foxwood

-you constantly screenshot the funny moments and just scroll through your camera roll when you’re sad (honestly same though)

-you’re the kind of case where it’s like, you’ll say something at like 5am and everyone would be like “are you up so early because you went to bed really early or because you haven’t even gone to bed at all?”

-stop throwing your phone from hand to hand, it’s making everyone really uncomfortable

kiko of neverland

-you can’t start a message/conversation normally. it’s constantly “what’s up fuckers” “hello fellas” “what’s popping” “hey mamas” “hola amigos” “GOOD MORNING SIMP NATION”

-you’ll say bye/goodnight to the chat really early but then you’ll be caught active at 3am on instagram

-you’re so loud when you’re outside with your friends. please stop shouting things out of context.

japeth of foxwood

-stop sending people pictures of the sun rising. we get it. you sleeping schedule is absolutely fucked.

-you’ll send those ‘how well do you know me’ quizzes to your friends and block the ones that got the lowest

-sends something scary into the group chat at like 2am and scares the shit out of everyone

millicent of maidenvale

-*likes the message and just ends the conversation there*

-you just constantly spam the group chat with animal videos

-made friendship bracelets for your friends and were happy that they all wore them

aric of bloodbrook

-you’re that fucker that’ll be on a facetime to all your friends really late at night and then you’ll just scream down the mic.

-you’re the worst texter. so blunt/spelling things wrong/still have caps on for some fucking reason/SENDS THE LAUGHING CRYING EMOJI

-“i know it’s late, and you’re all probably still asleep. but i really need to tell you that i accidentally blew up [instern friend’s name here]’s minecraft house”

yara of avalon towers

-texts in full sentaces, proper punctuation, but still no caps

-always have such aestheticlly pleasing recent emojis???

-*sends screenshot of someone being disrespectful in someone’s comment section* will you please help me shut down this racist/transphobe/homophobe/fucking idiot

hester of ravens wood

-will be on a call with friends at like 4am then’ll say “hold up whilst i go down stairs real quick and make a coffee.” like what the fuck bro

-STOP LEAVING YOUR FRIENDS ON SEEN

-“who wants to play a horror game with me??? no i don’t care if it’s 2am and you’ve got school tomorrow, i wanna play five nights at fucking freddy’s 4”

anadil of bloodbrook

-only sends voice messages, too lazy to type

-you’ll go to sleep really early and then complain the next day that you missed out on the chaos in the group chat

-when you go to someone’s house your immediate reaction is to ask to see their pets

dot of nottingham

-*sees cat in the corner of someone’s photo* send up a picture of the fucking cate [insert friends name here]

-keyboard smashes, so many keyboard smashes