Michael, New York City
taken (not stirred)
Who’s your Jewish celebrity crush?
Natalie Herschlag, Scar Jo or Marilyn Monroe (converted)
What’s the sexiest thing about being Jewish?
The food and the comedy.
If you had a theme song what would it be?
90's Morning cartoon theme music of Ducktales
Biggest turn on?
Being desired.
Sexiest/dirtiest Jewish food?
Babka (or kugel?)
Best pickup line to use on you:
1. I've got ice cream at home. Â 2. Heard you like head. Â 3. Let's watch a Jackie Chan film.
Do you like Ashkenazim, Sepharadim or Mizrahim? Â
Ashky.
Are you open to random shidduchs (set-ups)?
Nope. Although I once dated a girl for 4 years that my grandma set me up with.
Do you keep it kosher in the kitchen?
Of course!
Do you keep it kosher in the bedroom?
As in, do I have sex with my partner while she's on her period? Do I not have anal sex? Do we always have sex on shabbat? Kosher bedroom is complicated.
Are you a good Jewish boy?
I'm a bad boy, but a good Jew.
I am meshugina because…
I come from a family of 5, with opinions for 12.
Secret Jewish turn on…
Hasidic girls. They're like forbidden fruit.
