#sexualmeme

-Carolina:Have you ever had sex with someone of a different gender?

Yes, in fact, his first time was with someone of the opposite sex. And older girl, just before entering the academy.

-Electric:Do you prefer lingerie to regular underwear?

He wears ‘boxer briefs’ but does not always remember what they are called otherwise he’s a cocky little shit and goes commando.He does, however, appreciate partners who wear lingerie

-Lapis:What’s your best fantasy?

why is it that everything that comes to mind isn’t something sexual?Tosen didn’t defect?He lives long enough to see his friends become captains?His bankai isn’t something sickening to his core?

5. Are you in love?

| No. |

8. Describe your crush

| Again, no. |

9. Describe your perfect mate

| A flier (obviously), one who would have little to no scruples with my... life choices, intelligent, aesthetically pleasing (though no doubt whoever I choose will be so), and so the list goes on...

Meeting my expectations is nigh impossible when gravitating toward 'perfection'. If they were perfect, I would destroy them, completely and utterly. |

Despite all his boastings, he could feel in his spark that he would shatter something so delicate, so absolutely perfect, with the stark reality of his own imperfections. For they were numerous.

17. Do you enjoy public displays of affection?

Starscream found his mind wandering to the last time anyone had dared to do so… and his engines purred quietly in response. His trine were the last he had allowed willingly, though Knock Out did have a tendency to attempt to soothe him via this method anyways.

He would snap at the red medic, if he tried it now.

| Quite. |

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

| As if anyone has time for such things; no. |

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

This was met with a sneer.

| How sentimental and frivolous; no. |

31. Have you ever cried over someone?

| ... Yes. |

[My trine… Skyfire… The dead still plague me so.]

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

| Of course; is this not the ways of the young? To find objection is something all must go through when dealing with associates. |

55. Share a relationship story.

| One mecha liked the other. The second killed the first. The end. |

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

| Wings. Always the wings.... Or lack thereof. |

75. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

| Such sentimentalities are for those who have the time and means to accomplish them.

That being said, I would... appreciate sharing a cube or two. Once or twice. |

102. If you could have one bot bound, gagged and tied to your berth, free to do whatever you wished to them, who would it be and what would you do?

Several scenarios flitted through his processor: Arcee, her insolence removed and disgraced in the face of supreme torture; Wheeljack and his previous attempts at ruin, and the new plans being laid to show him the true meaning of pain; Knock Out, for his quick glossa — Starscream would show him exactly how he could best put it to use; even the untouchable Optimus Prime, at his mercy and writhing beneath his power…

Though none quite held the appeal of Megatron the mighty, held captive and bound, submitting to his every whim… He could degrade his leader, the one that appeared so lofty as to become the means of his own personal destruction, the one so obsessed with revenge that he did not see how it affected his troops, how it affected everything… how it affected Starscream. Not too long ago, Starscream had sworn to be the means of Megatron’s ultimate destruction… And now, he was dependent. 

He hated his dependency with every fibre of his being.

| Megatron. I would show him the true meaning of servitude. |

56. State 8 facts about your Frame-type

| Hnn, if you insist.

My interior wings are not as sensitive as my anterior. As if you know what that means.

My pedes are not merely for decoration; they serve a purpose! Albeit not one you would understand, but, yes, a purpose.

My helm crest is a symbol of my rank in Vos before the War reached its head.

My claws serve as a secondary weapon.

I have various armaments besides my missiles. Obviously.

My wings are used for balance and sensory relay.

I do not want you touching it.

If you touch me, I will kill you. Or torture you, again. Whichever comes first~. |

59. What do you look like fragged? (Post a dirty picture!)

| You would like that, wouldn't you~. |

73. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

| Well, there was this one time deep in the bowels of Kaon--

Nice try. Shoo. |

80. What’s your dirtiest secret?

| Wouldn't you like to know~. |

83. Who are five people you find attractive?

| ... Knock Out, Soundwave, the Prime (unfortunately), Ratchet (perhaps), And Megatron (only under the assumption that he is capable of pulling his helm out of his aft, though doing so wouldn't make it look any better). |

88. Do you prefer to spike or to be spiked?

| Either will do~. Though spiking another does have a certain sense of... satisfaction~. |

95. What is your favorite interface position?

| I do appreciate any position that allows the largest amount of access to my wings... Apparently if they are behind me, it is most effective. |

96. What are some of your kinks?

| Wing play. |

97. Where are some of your frame’s most sensitive spots?

| It should be obvious that my wings hold a certain sensitivity... though so too do the lower panels of my spinal strut. |

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

| Of course they are! If the object my... questionable interest did not maintain at least some standard of hygiene, I do not think I would be interested for very long. |

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for a vorn and not cheat?

| ... And what ever did you think I did while with my trinemates...? Ah, never mind, how ever would I expect you to know that; after all, you're only a simple, voiceless Scout. |

41. Have you interfaced so far this solar cycle?

| That is not for me to disclose, though you may ask Knock Out if you are truly interested~. |

30. Have you ever considered modifications? If so, what would you change about your frame?

| My frame is perfect the way it is; no. |

Starscream’s optics narrowed in clear irritation. Of course Soundwave, of all mechs, would be the one to send him an abhorrent amount. With wings hiked in annoyance and claw-tips hovering over the console, he set about answering — and in some cases, avoiding — the inquiries.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

| Only the ones that, ah, work to my advantage, yes. |

7. Are you committed to a single person?

| I am committed to a cause, Soundwave. that should serve as answer enough. |

8. Describe your crush

| No. |

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

| No! |

20. Do you partake in daily grooming?

| Of course I do. Who would not like to look their best before the troops? |

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

| If by ‘experienced’ you mean ‘been on the receiving end of’, yes, I have. |

33. Which do you prefer? Mechs, Femmes or it doesn’t matter?

| As if such a thing truly matters. Though, the remaining femmes do leave something to be desired that the mechs do not~. |

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

| … Maybe. |

43. How long was your longest relationship?

| The relationship between my trine and I lasted from the moment we met to the moment they perished. |

47. How old are you?

| I am not old! |

58. What are five ways to win your spark?

| Oh, please as if you care. But… if you insist.

Prove you are worthy of my attentions.

Do not annoy me.

Be helpful, as opposed to the repetitious idiocies Knock Out performs.

Respect my position. Seeing as no one else does…

Do not treat me as a simple possession. |

64. What is your preferred method to “do the deed”?

| Either have their benefits~ |

71. What turns you off?

| Interruptions, idiots, Primes. That sort of thing. |

72. What turns you on?

| … Wing play. |

80. What’s your dirtiest secret?

| … My trine wasn’t my first scrap. |

81. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

| When Airachnid attempted to take my rightful place! The half-organic glitch needs to be shown her place. |

91. Do you like Minibots?

| … From a distance. |

95. What is your favorite interface position?

| Any position that allows one to play with my wings. |

100. Would you go about courting someone of a different caste if you wish to be with them?

| Of course I would! Something as silly as caste would not deter me, if I were so inclined~. |

104. Ever self-serviced thinking of someone? Who was it?

| … Yes. And it is none of your business! |

105. Do you have any special talents in the berth? What are they?

| Why, if you are so interested, you may have to find out personally~. |

30. Have you ever considered modifications? If so, what would you change about your frame?

| The only modifications I have ever considered relate closely to the Elite Guard; the biolights adorning my frame bear testament to this.

I would not entertain further modifications. |

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Ultra Magnus had no previous knowledge to rely upon for this particular subject, though he had seen his fair share of crimes committed under the guise of affection.

In most cases, his relationships with others had been more along the basis of camaraderie among fellow soldiers.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

| No. |

Something so trivial as physical appearance seemed... selfish.