#sexuallymonsterous

okay so @businessboyjared and I have IDEAS on this topic (yes this is an invitation to add anything I forget)

first of all Jared is definitely the most overbearing affectionate Involved husband while Monica is pregnant, and after the baby (named Nora) is born, he wakes up to soothe her in the middle of the night and convinced Monica to pump milk so he can do the middle-of-the-night feeding.

They go all-out with baby stuff - every time one of them sees a cute toy they buy it for the baby, they paint the nursery a nice mint green cause they opt to keep the sex of the baby a mystery (plus Jared’s like “well we don’t want to force a gender role on them”) they buy the safest car seat and stroller and crib and everything, Jared reads every parenting book he can find...it gets wild. 

Monica’s mom sends her a shitton of baby photos of her when she finds out, and after Jared’s seen all the embarrassing pictures of tiny little Monica, she says “well now it’s your turn to embarrass yourself” and immediately regrets it when Jared quietly gets up and brings her the three childhood pictures of himself he managed to hold on to and she sees how small and thin and frightened and lonely he looks in every single photo taken after his mom’s death, and she hugs him and cries and after that she takes tons of photos of him and baby Nora so he at least has pictures of the wonderful person he grew into.

@zenrafaelsolano also requested Psych!

Jessica Jones, Jack Harkness, James Kirk, Jane Villanueva, Joan Watson, Jorah Mormont, Juliet O’Hara, Jake Peralta, Daisy Johnson, James Rhodes, Jennifer Walters, Jean Valjean, Javert

Carlton Lassiter, Calvin (and Hobbes), Celaena Sardothien, Claire Temple, Callie Torres, Cersei Lannister, Stephen Colbert, Cisco Ramon, Cristina Yang, Cassian Andor, Chirrut Imwe, Cain, Clive Babineaux, Ravi Chakrabarti

Alec Hardison, Hannibal, Harry Potter, Hikaru Sulu, Hamilton, Raymond Holt, Hamlet, Hermione Granger, Sherlock Holmes, Heather Davis, Hades, Harry Hart, Merle Highchurch

If I were a month, I’d be: May (because I like the spring/summer transition and it’s also my birthday month) 

If I were a day of the week, I’d be: Saturday (because you can have a lazy day in or a fun day out - best of both worlds) 

If I were a planet, I’d be: Uranus (because I’m a little odd but fascinating and I love the colour, blue) 

If I were a sea animal, I’d be: an octopus. 

If I were a god/goddess, I’d be: Athena or Artemis (this is me dreaming big) 

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be: a sturdy computer chair, that spins as well 

If I were a gemstone, I’d be: blue topaz. 

If I were a flower, I’d be: a petunia. 

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be: partially cloudy with a slight breeze.

If I were a color, I’d be: various shades of blue.

If I were an emotion, I’d be: that feeling when you fake a smile initially but, after seeing everyone else sincerely smiling, it makes your smile legitimately genuine. (A kinda blossoming happiness emotion) 

If I were a fruit, I’d be: a mango. 

If I were a sound, I’d be: a startled gasp followed by laughter.

If I were an element, I’d be: Water.

If I were a place, I’d be: a university campus (stressed but trying because I have to satisfy my own curiosity) 

If I were a mythological creature, I’d be: a sprite. 

If I were a taste, I’d be: peppermint. 

If I were a scent, I’d be: petrichor. 

If I were an object, I’d be: a soft blanket. 

If I were a body part, I’d be: hands.

If I were a song, I’d be: “Rose-Colored Boy” by Paramore (current mood, anyway) 

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be: a classic pair of black and white Converse. 

This was so much fun, thanks to @sexuallymonsterous for tagging me!! 

1. What is your middle name?

Courtney

18. Do you want children?