#sewercat

Asked someone to marry you?

"No, I've never married anyone I particularly liked."

Kissed one of your friends?

"I kissed almost all of them."

Danced on a table in a bar / tavern?

"Sure, and under."

Ever told a lie?

"I'm lying now." *Raises a snowy white eyebrow.*

Had feelings for someone you can’t have?

"I don't really prescribe to the word can't. But I got all sloppy-biscuited over a couple gay males, if that's what you mean."

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?

"If you mean on the lips, then yes, mostly. Males is all scritchy around their lips."

Kissed a picture?

"They don't let me in the Art Museum no more."

Slept until 5pm?

"You mean 5 am? I'm nocturnal. Either way, yes."

Worked at a fast food chain / restaurant?

"Yes, it was fun. When the food was ready I got to say, 'Think fast!' and throw the food at their faces."

Stolen something?

"Who are you my parole officer?"

Been fired from a job?

"Yes, remember that fast food restaurant question?"

Done something you regret?

*Sighs* "I gave someone their socks back once . . . "

Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?

"It came out of all sorts of places."

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

"I'd rather be ripped apart by a pack of wolves than admit to that. I mean . . . shit."

Sat on a rooftop?

"Hello? Cat."

Kissed someone you shouldn’t have?

"I don't really prescribe to the word shouldn't. But sometimes they're asleep."

Sang in the shower?

". . . . . . I don't shower."

Been pushed into a body of water with all your clothes on?

*Pouts* "Yes. When I didn't drown they pronounced me a witch."

Shaved your head?

"Twelve no, that would jeopardize my ringworm."

Made a boyfriend / girlfriend cry?

"I've made 'em beg, does that count? There were tears."

Shot a gun?

"I love those. They need larger magazines."

Still loved someone you shouldn’t?

"You mean like my mother? Yeah, I suppose a part of me loved her despite it all."

Have / had a tattoo?

*Points at her limbs* "Aye, these woad arts all got their own special meanings to my clan."

Liked someone, but will never tell who?

"I don't understand the question. Wait, yes I do. Okay yeah there was this pike who . . . I mean . . . no."

Been too honest?

"I'm always exactly the right amount of honest."

Ruined a surprise?

*Laughs and nods, brimming with pride.*

Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?

"I dunno what they was thinking, but they was accurate."

Stalked someone?

"All the time. I got needs."

Thought about murder?

*Softly* "Uh huh." *Leans slightly closer to interviewer.*

How about mass murder?

"Oh yeah. Every time I hear Starlight carolers."

Cheated on someone?

"Only from their perspective."

Gotten so angry that you cried?

"Sometimes there's this red dot . . . but I can never . . . little bastard keeps getting . . ." *Takes deep breaths to calm down.*

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?

"Yes . . . . once."

Thoughts about suicide?

"Yeah, but then I learned something really super critically important about life."

Had a girlfriend / boyfriend?

"You mean one of those folk with both parts? I met a handful of them loitering near the Sands, but I ain't dated one. Seems like a time saver."

Gotten totally drunk during a holiday?

"Ain't missed one, yet."

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