Here, have a not so regular (maybe even a dirty one) text message.
Text: How about you come over and I'll show you my snake. [May or may not be a dirty text lol]
For an unsent letter from my muse
I'm not even sure where to send this considering you're a wayward traveler. I only hope that you will receive this. It's been a year since that night we met on the docks and shared some intimate time together. I'm assuming your birthday has passed too so happy (belated) birthday. I'm sure you don't want to hear from me, I did leave you...quite hurt and upset. I don't even know if you've chosen to remember me, but when I find you again, know that I'll be watching over you. If I don't show myself, just know that I'm there for you when you're alone and you think know one can see you cry. I love you, Sinbad.
For a drunk phone call. [because he'd only have the courage drunk lol]
"Hello *hic*...this is S-Sinbad isn't it? It's been a while, I'm not sure you remember me it's Ithnan *hic*...er *hic* Nassim...it's been a while since we've seen each other. I-I don't know if it's a strange *hic* trick of fate, but I found your phone number in a p-pile of b-business cards and I remembered that strange night. Perhaps we could get *hic*...dinner sometime. (aside) No of course he doesn't...*hic*
Anyway I'll leave my p-phone number here xxx-xxx-xxxx. Sorry for *hic* b-bothering you. Goodbye."
My muse is royalty for a day and you are their loyal subject- wait, what? What would my muse's reaction be to this idea?
"I...S-Sinbad...I mean yes, I'm the royal consort...but you're the king and if people saw you acting as my subject...they would get upset...Sinbad down kneel like that. Sinbad what are you doing, I can dress myself...Sinbad!"
It's too hot outside, how does my muse suggest our muses cool down?
"Hey, Sinbad...it's a really hot day, even for me who likes warmth...do you want to go swimming out in the ocean? We haven't done that in a while...we can take the kids too!"
Our muses are playing a game, which kind and who is winning?
"I don't understand how you play this game, Sinbad. This controller is weird. Hey! Stop shooting me! I'm trying to figure this out!" He pushes his hand in Sinbad's face. "Of course I can play with one hand! Hey!! I said stop shooting me!"