best dressed list predictions:

anna kennedy - with anna's superior taste level and natural beauty, it's obvious she's the only one who deserves the first spot on this list. i have no idea what she'll be wearing this time around, but she brings high fashion to the unworthy plebs every school dance, so we at least have that to look forward to this evening.

araminta park - will show up in the most elaborate designer gown she can find just to one up the other harpies of houghton, but still won't look as hot as anna. desperation is usually not a good look, but as long as miss attention whore's dress will have a split all the way up to her waist, i ain’t mad at it.

seth man - let's be honest, this dude would even look good in a garbage bag. it really doesn't matter what he's wearing tonight, because everyone will be too mesmerized by That Jawline and Those Shoulders to pay attention to his clothes.

worst dressed list predictions:

lucas boyd - will make his attendance in one of his uncle's old funeral suits, that is at least three sizes too big on him and smells like mothballs and death.

caspian alvares - wants everyone to know that he doesn’t care.

valerie rossi - it’s a fact that money can’t buy you good taste, not even when you're a member of houghton's fake royal family. araminta is too much of a competitive goblin to help her windsor sister out, so val will probably show up in the same slutty red dress she seduced coach baxter in, because let's face it, she's totally That Bitch.

y’all keep talking about getting laid, but so far, all you’re playing with is yourself. anyway, i’m waiting for a sezra reunion bang, because we all know it’s going to happen, since seth is such a weak bitch. also, for drama reasons, let’s throw in alek & tristan, jisung & lysander and kingsley & malannie.

realest people??? are you joking? you’re all fake, lying bitches! well, maybe seth is the ONE exception, but i’m sure even mr. perfect himself has to be hiding a skeleton or two somewhere in his closet.

last time i checked, zeke has made a whopping zero procent progress in his quest to screw sterling, ezra is still screwing everyone but seth, minnie is screwing everyone but her boyfriend, and valerie is about to hold a memorial service for her vagina to remember the good times before lenny ruined everything. 

i don’t hate seth, i’m too bored of him to actively hate him, but it’s a toss-up between jini and scarlett. 

good. just because he’s tall and ridiculously handsome, doesn’t mean he shouldn’t suffer like every other goblin. 

eh, don't know & don't care what the tea on seth is. last thing i heard, he's a nasty furry and kind of an asshole, so my love for him has completely diminished. anna is the only one for me, and that’s the tea on that.

that would be me, everyone’s favorite demon, but anna and seth are a close second/third.