#lysander s

Satan bless our Princess Gingersnaps, the drama hoe who continues to feed us. According to an anonymous tip giver, Valerie has been drastically lowering her standards ever since coach hottie ditched her sorry ass. in fact, she’s been secretly dating the biggest loser ( without backne ) this school, and possibly this planet has ever known for several weeks now. Yes, that’s right, I’m talking about L-L-Leonard Fucking Johnson. I know, this is just too crazy and desperate, even by that bitch’s standards, but the tea is in her phone. This collection of screenshots of a text exchange between the two of them is beyond nasty and vile, so make sure you have a puke bucket within reach before continuing to read. 

Here are some spoilers: She most likely gave him a blowie or at least a sad handie at prom. See, I told you you don’t actually wanna read this shit.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you, folks.

Oh, and Alek Kwon and the Windsor bitches conveniently aren’t available to comment on anything right now. Personally, I smell a good ol’ exile coming up. Y’all know Lysander is just dying to kick some dumb bitch out or his cult, especially one who made it so that even fucking L-L-Lenny is getting laid more often than him. 

RIP Romeo & Juliet

araminta: espeon

dante: umbreon  

devon: jolteon

ezra: faporeon

lysander: glaceon

scarlett: leafeon

storm: sylveon

valerie: flareon