#server sass

Adventuresofbatshit, our friend Blake, and I, are smoking a bowl outside of the rear exit at our favorite neighborhood dive. Our waitress--think perfectly spindled dreads and a bullet belt--appears from behind the corner...

Waitress: Hey stoners, I knew I'd catch y'all back here getting high. 

Me: [coughs while holding pipe] Uh...

Waitress: [laughs] It's last call. What d'ya want?

Me: Want to hit this? 

Waitress: No, I'm high as fuck right now and I gotta figure out these orders. [looks from side to side] This weed is purple like your assholes [points to Blake and Me].

[Round of intense laughter]

Blake: BItch gettin' all the tips. That's my heart.