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Izuku: "hey kacchan?"

Katsuki reading a book: "yeah, nerd?"

Izuku: "do you know why they call it 'bisexual?'"

Katsuki without looking up from his book: "because 'bi' means two and bisexuals like two genders"

Izuku: "no. It's because we're all 'bi' ourselves"

Katsuki: *stares at Izuku*

Izuku: :D

Katsuki: *calmy marks his page and sets down his book*

Katsuki: "Well, then you must be the exception."

Izuku: "why's tha-"

Katsuki: *grabs Izuku's face and kisses him*

Katsuki: *pulls back* "that's why"

Izuku: 🥴💫

Katsuki: "Heh" *kisses Izuku again cause he's adorable*

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Momo: "hey Jirou have you seen my-"

Momo: *freezes*

Jirou: *freezes*

Jirou: "it's not what it looks like!!"

Jirou's closet: *covered in Momo pictures and memorabilia*

Stack of Momo pictures: *falls out of Jirou's closet*

Jirou: 😅

Momo: 👀 💕

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Shoto: *bursts into Izuku's room*

Shoto: "Midoriya! I believe I have developed what is called a 'crush'"

Izuku: "that's amazing Shoto! Who's the lucky person?"

Shoto: "Kirishima"

Izuku: "...."

Shoto: "what?"

Izuku: *hesitantly shows Shoto his phone's on facetime with Kacchan who's hanging out with Kirishima*

Shoto: "...."

Katsuki: *laughing his head off*

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Ochako: *walks into Kitchen*

Toga: *freezes*

Ochako: "that better be spaghetti sauce"

Toga: "and if it's not?"

Ochako: "Gosh damn it, Toga! We talked about this!"

Toga: "but the cat was so cuuteee!"

Ochako: "NO-"

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Iida: *casually walking through the common room*

Sero: *drops down in front of him hanging upside down from his tape*

Iida: *flustered* "Sero, that activity is not safe! UA regulations state that all‐ mmfgh!?"

Sero: *has grabbed Iida's face and is now kissing him spider-man style*

Sero: *lets go of Iida* "Sorry, love, I've just always wanted to do that! Now, what were you saying?"

Iida: *opens and closes mouth and red as a tomato*

Sero: 😏

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And now this is the part where I come out to y'all as cupiosexual because I haven't done that yet, and now seems like the perfect time to do it!