#serious lore

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"...Huh... uh sorry, I... gonna have to drop the Halloween theme for this ask and the next one, honestly? didn't except... to get such important questions for Halloween, it's the spooky month after all."

Charlie snapped his fingers before taking a deep breath.

(detailed response below.)

(A serious question. You don't have to answer it if you feel uncomfortable.. I just, wanted to ask)

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"no... no I'm comfortable, don't worry... just uh send some heh... more light hearted asks after this please, I got oth3r fun l0re 1'm s[ore]re! I need I n-33-d t3Em c-1rcu1ts a-ar3 f-fЯy1ng a l1ttle b1t..."

Charlie smacked his head to get back in control of his vocal box.

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Charlie huffed and puffed for a moment holding onto his head before ripping it off and growing a new one, as the old one lit on fire.

"S0RЯY 3motions really aЯe uh tr1cky for me, I'm g00d n0w."

Charlie took a deep breath.

What does/would Charlie do if a child and/or adult is feeling extremely overstimulated and on the verge of crying/melting down?

"f-friendo, my entire life is meant to be a joke why would you want to know this?... I..."

Charlie sighed rubbing the bridges of his nose before slowly nodding.

"no no it's completely fair, why you would this is in reality a very good question and important for me to answer! thank you and sorry I can take things genuinely serious just a lil harder for me... ahem."

"Okay!"

"Well, when that happens with one of my customers, the Roomba's directly tell me and I come out of my office, I shrink down to a nice normal height usually around 5'0."

"I then snap my fingers and make everyone in the restaurant go quiet in an instant, and tell everyone calmly to please quiet it down, and explain the situation, I of course let them know if they are not respectful that they will be escorted out."

"I like to take disabilities and such very seriously, I know how loud and weird my restaurant can be trust me, I ain't no fool."

Charlie softly sighed before continuing.

"I am of course softer with children, due to caring about them alot but I do try and help the adults as well, I take time and help the person who's over stimulated calm down, and pull out a chest with an assortment of items I own, for them to pick from, and let them choose what would help them best."

"I then take them to my security office, and once inside, I snap my fingers and let everyone speak again once inside my office I sit the person in my chair and let them know, they can sit here in the quiet safe space for as long as they need to."

"they just need to return the items I let them borrow before they leave."

"Look I get it, I might be a cursed asshole... most people would except me not to care, but when it comes to my customers? I really do!"

"I love my business! I genuinely want to make people happy and feel safe here."

"I would also let the person pet Hubert since that old seal of mine due to his calm personality makes for a great therapy animal."

"Once they are ready to re-enter the restaurant, I escort them back to their table in a calm manner, then I go back to what I was doing and change back to my regular height."

"Bro... come on what's with the serious questions? I wanna be a silly little guy!"

Charlie took a deep breath, before sipping a cup of coffee, which was litearly just sludge as he sat down at his table.

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"The restaurant's front doors have a very special security system, that scans for any hidden weapons or not."

"If a weapon is detected, due to my eldritch nature, they will instantly be teleported outside the restaurant, and banned on the spot."

"If banned you can not enter the restaurant, in any physical way. Someone can't just hold the door open for you, a forcefield will prevent you and only you/other banned members from entering."

"Customers are also not allowed to enter the kitchen, my security office and guess what? WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAFE ROOM!"

"And thanks to my powers, I can sense if anyone feels like they are in danger. So if a child is scared in anyway, of an adult. I will instantly teleport to the location, and help them."

"I take children's safety and lives very seriously in my restaurant."

"I do NOT want to repeat fazbender history."

"Jack Kennedy deserves to rest in peace, if you even think of trying to hurt a kid anywhere near my property I will FUCKING end you."

"That...."

"... this is acutally a really good question lore wise, shit how dare you? I..."

Charlie sighed before clearing his throat, he felt flustered because this was acutally a very good question.

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"You'd be suprised to hear, but my head isn't cheap plastic, it's industrial strength plastic, like playground equipment!"

"yes my organs are human in nature, technically speaking..."

"they look like them, and TECHNICALLY act like them, however the moment they leave my body, they all become purple and extremely slimey, almost like tar, the real issue with my body is my blood constantly changes."

"every new time I bleed, it's a different liquid... hell not even just liquids, for example jam or oil."

"so my body technically can't function in a normal sense due to my eldritch nature."

"even I find it strange."

Charlie soon cleared his throat.

"as for my skin? as stated in previous posts, my clothes also happen to be skin! and the stuff my 'skin' clothes don't cover, just feels like regular human skin, but has a slight rubber texture too."

"technically speaking I'm naked all the time, but also not."

"I canonically have junk."

"YOU'LL NEVER GET TO FUCKING SEE IT! FUCK YOU."

"topic? there is no topic, ask what you want and I reply in my own way."

"Though huh... I ain't exactly used to questions like these, it's something genuinely serious your asking, and for once I can't just like find a way to make it strange with my answer."

Charlie sat down and slowly rubbed his chin pondering your question with a gentle hum, for once he had no wacky antics, he wasn't being cursed or strange he genuinely looked curious as he went into thought about this.

"I would like to say it's ... nice, at least for me. I genuinely don't feel romantic or sexual attraction at all."

"I do know exactly what thoes things are like, but even knowing what I'm missing out on, I'm happy and content with how things are you know?"

"I still have friends and I still have my own life."

"and at the end of the day, that's what makes me happy, even if I myself don't understand emotions well at all."

"I'm someone who struggles with emotions if that makes sense?"

"not all aro ace people are like me, everyone is their own unique person in their own way."

"and how I process emotions isn't just an aro ace thing, but my emotions do also tie into how I feel about others."

Charlie slowly cleared his throat and tugged at his tie.

"Sorry I'm not used to slow times, and talking in a serious manner it's ... weird for me to take things slow, my friend's Robert and Bedlam can attest to that."

"I'm a strange person, I know this and I like it about myself, but due to my strangeness and how my own mind works, I can't kinda process things like people do?"

"I'm so used to people being disturbed by me, if they are 'nice' to me I just assume it's out of some sort of fear, they act nice because they think it will make me leave them alone."

"BUT If someone is nice to me, just for the sake of being nice? it... well I can't process that, I can't understand that it makes me 'glitch' out if you'd say."

"So besides just having no attraction for anyone, I personally wouldn't want a relationship because... I couldn't be there for them, I do my best to care for people yes, but if they try and care for me, just because they want to?"

"it..."

"it feels weird... it just dosen't feel right to me."

"and I wouldn't wanna stick that onto any partner I might have."

"Seriously for years, I've just grown to think if someone outright hates me, that they like me, it's an issue but due to being an immortal eldritch horror, I never took issue because well NOTHING can acutally hurt me so I just let it happen."

"I mean take doom slayer for example, guy tries everything in his power to kill me, and only puts up with me because he can't and yet I call him a friend."

"because that's how I tend to think he treats his friends."

"I don't know emotions are weird..."

"but uh I hope I answered your question, and some more about me and how I function."

"Remember, I am just one example of an aro ace person not to mention a character not a real person, all of us are different and the other things I talked about are just reasons why I don't think relationships for me? would work out."

"I thank you for your time e-even if it was hard for me to get all this off my chest, or to even talk about it."

“...that thing in my restaurant will never be her not ever again sometimes I visit her grave just ... to feel something just so i can remember who she once was before she came back suddenly”

“... yet every time I see her in roomba fazbenders i feel nothing but disgust what a fucking beast”

“... i’ll make sure toof never ends up like her if it’s the last thing I ever do”

“I still remember when this photo was taken good times honestly she was so cute and full of life”