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(BOOTS fandom, y'all have every right to ignore this. Now, if you chose to entertain this delusional headcanon of mine, then bless your heart).
Okay here me out...
What if when Jones said this:
We can pretend that he was referring to this sly snake oil salesman:
...because my brain conjured up this image at 1am one night last week like a racoon rummaging through trash and then I had to go and write an EXPLICIT(18+ ONLY/Minors DNI) smut crack!fic about it (while I took a creative break from writing my next multichapter Cope/Slovacek fic).
Find it on AO3
this is less of a promotional "read this fic" post (honestly no one needs to subject themselves to the mess of this random ass headcanon/a.k.a. ignore this shit post... I just wanted to write this fic down for my own sanity and get it out of my head so I could read it whenever I want) and more of a I-just-reallyyyyyyy-wanted-to-make-a-gifset-with-these-two-for-my-own-selfish-visual-desires-so-here's-some-context-as-to-what-possessed-me-to-make-this-gifset-in-the-first-place.
