CALVIN : cis queer man that is really into gender fuckery, had done drag before in his free time. was a dirty blonde before he grayed out. very bad at showing affection and just talking to people in general. he has depression, self medicating as a way to keep it at bay.

FELIX : futch transgender lesbian. he has a very flipfloppy relationship with gender due to misogynistic ideas planted in his head as a child. bleach blonde, also used to be dirty blonde.

BOB : cis bi man. has debilitating social anxiety and sometimes paranoia. was diagnosed with autism late in life. doesnt really care about their relationship being open, if they both find a partner thats good news to him.

LINDA : cishet polyamorous. she was diagnosed with adhd when she was very young, not medicated for it and never has been. starting to get gray hairs but is embracing it. tries to befriend literally anybody she meets.

JIMMY : cis, very confused about his sexuality. doesnt want to be gay but hes definitely into trev sos. going to say hes actually italian i think its intended hes not in the show but i want him to be italian OK???

TREV : trans bi fella. afro latino. autistic, very chill all the damn time. self conscious about himself which is like. the complete opposite of jimmy, poor guy. very musically talented. he can also play guitar along with piano.

MORT : cis, doesnt want to put a label to his sexuality. he knows hes into ladys and men but doesnt really care that much about labels. into cooking/baking in his free time, alongside playing guitar.

BOSCO : cis pansexual. korean. tries his best to keep in touch with his kids, he still loves them very much. depressed as fuck, but is still chugging along. really just looking to settle down at this point, he loves company but tries not to show it.

PHILLIP : "im probably bigender but i have a job so idrc about that rn" frond. bi. has the biggest, fattest crush on ambrose. audhd, all over the place but very organised in his own way and the most socially awkward fella you ever did see.