Sergeant Bash - Robot Wars | Request



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Sergeant Bash - Robot Wars | Request

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Drunk? Have two robot vacuum cleaners? Then it's time for BALLOON DUELLING!
This is basically Robot Wars with balloons AND SHARP FUCKING KNIVES
Step one:
Take two Roombas (other autonomous robot vacuum cleaners are available).
Step two:
Tape a balloon at one end and a sharp thing at the other end of each device.
Step three:
(It helps if you are pissed apparently, although we're not sure if it's mandatory)
Step four:
Start them up and then GET OUT OF THE BLOODY WAY. There are knives on the loose!
Things properly get going about 1.30 in:
Speaking of Robot Wars...
If you want a house or flat left after the battle, do NOT strap aerosol flame throwers to the front of your Roombas, and let them roam around busting balloons like Sergeant Bash - that would probably be a drunk experiment too far.
Via @mattround