#sequester

the gag of this being better than winners at war

women’s alliance taking out the men one by one until there was a final 6 of women

karishma running the game and forcing dean to put himself up for elimination, taking out rick devens, then taking out wardog by flipping the votes last minute

karishma pulling off the two best moves of the game (idoling out brice and surviving the final 5 vote with 3 people against her) and being robbed at the final 3

karishma’s punishment being to sing the survivor theme song the whole round even though she’s one of the main targets

jtia’s and brice’s confessionals

abi causing a tie at the final 5 by misvoting and then leaving the room during the tiebreaker even though she’s the one in the middle

kellyn being stranded in spain, starting the game at 2am and ending at 8am, the whole time eating peppers and getting drunk as the game progressed

drunk abi’s reaction to jamal’s jury speech was to think he was in the final 3 with her and kellyn even though she hasn’t seen jamal in 4 hours

drunk abi’s final jury argument being that she dragged kellyn to the final 2 despite being the sole vote against kellyn for 2 rounds in a row