That moment when you seeĀ āSeptic Safeā on a brand of toilet paper and think youāre clever...
(Full disclosure: My family is scottish, and I had an irish friend who used to make all sorts of jokes about how irish people are superior to us Scots. Because of him, Iāve always had this mental image in my head of irish and scottish citizens secretly being in constant war with each other...so of COURSE Jack wouldnāt buy Scottās brand! Itās a disgrace! D:< )














