"Notice me, Strife-senpai!"
^ Pictured above: Wingboi on his knees, where he belongs. That's the face you make when your crush isn't paying attention to you.
Sephiroth's ukeboi energy in Rebirth is off the charts. 🤤
"ur heading to the Gold Saucer with ur friends? Oh… okay. But don't forget about ME!"
"look I skewered a big snake for you, Strife-senpai!"
"look I can do a handstand!"
"notice me, Strife-senpai!"
"noooo don't look at Aerith and Tifa, look at me, Strife-senpai! im ur best gurl!!!!"
"don't forget about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!1!1!!!"
Oh, and my favorite bit from OG FFVII? Sephy boi literally cosplaying as Cloud Strife's love interest just to get his attention:
idk, maybe he's just jealous of Cloud getting all the pussy? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"but, but… I'm confused. seffy is a dom, don'tcha know?"
bro spends all of his time post-insanity brooding over Cloudy not paying enough attention to him, and you seriously think he's the dominant one?
seffy boi tries SO HARD to beat Cloud with every trick in the book (gaslighting, killing one of his closest friends, going Jenova super saiyan) and STILL FUCKING FAILS to win... and you think he's a dom? 😂😂😂
Yeah, sorry to break it to y'all, but...
