#sendmensfwasksplease

forewarning, ive never actually done the do so most of this is hypothetical

Sweet Kisses: Are you a good kisser?

ive never actually been kissed but rlly hope im not that bad

Tasty: Chocolate? Whipped cream? Do you use food with sex?

I WOULD LOVE T O

Two's a crowd and three's a party!: Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?

never have but i wouldnt mind ;/

Swinger: Ever traded partners before?

i dont have a partner ahahaah

BJ: Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?

i thi nk id probably sw allow whoops

Porn Collection: Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?

i watch but idk about ever making sjdklf

Vibrator: Use any toys? Have a favorite?

i dont have any toys (yet)

Tempo: Sweet and slow or hard and fast?

BOTH. start out slow and sweet and soft then sHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

Secret Lover: Describe someone you lust after. No names!

red hair, bedroom eyes, turns the corpses of his victims into weaponized puppets

Washing Machine: Ever do it in a weird place before?

id wouldnt mind being a little adventurous

Sheets: Are silk sheets sexy?

hell yeah (so long as you dont slip all over the place jsdkfl) maybe silk ties instead

Thong Song: Do you like sexy lingerie?

HELL YEAH I WANT TO BUY IT ALL

Flavor: What's your orientation?

pansexual

Turn On: Name a turn on.

confidence and a little dominating

Turn Off: Name a turn off.

no aftersex cuddles

Frequency: How many times do you have relations in a week?

never

Heart and Soul: Is love important when you have sex?

yes

Good Morning: Do you partake in morning sex?

i would if i could

French Maid: Do you roleplay in bed?

TOTALLY UP FOR IT

Mood: How do you create the mood? Favorite atmosphere?

idk anything would be cool so long as both peeps are up for it

Takeout: Do you and your partner "eat out" often?

if i had one i hope we would ;/

Trouser Snake: Does size matter? Is it big?

IM ALUGHING AT THE 'TROUSER SNAKE' OMFDJGL

hmmmmmm i kinda wanna say yes?? i wouldnt mind big. but honestly if its used right it shouldnt really matter i mean what

Meow: Shaved or natural?

either or it doenst matter (i kinda prefer shaved on myself tho whoops)

Gossip: Do you sleep and tell?

considering ive never

First Time: Who was your first time with?

i am but a lonely virgin owl that no one wants to even smooch

Keep it Down!: Are you loud when you make love?