#semiprocryptidhunter

I pray to have the chance to eat ass, Jo.

It was nice out, a welcome change from the blistering heat a few days ago when he was moving furniture into his new apartment. His shoulders still ached from the sunburns. He took a deep breath in as he leaned against the alley wall, scrolling through his phone.

Finding out this town was in need of a proper dealer had been a very welcome surprise, and it had been easy enough for word to spread around the town.

He’d already managed to pocket quite a bit tonight, just from passersby. He was just waiting for one last scheduled ‘appointment’, then he’d grab some groceries on the way home, and maybe let Senwel pick out a new toy tomorrow, god knows the kid deserved one, he’d been such a trooper lately.

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller I wear glasses I have at least one tattoo I have at least one piercing I have blonde hair I have brown eyes I have short hair My abs are at least somewhat defined I have or have had braces 

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people People tell me that I’m funny Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me I enjoy physical challenges I enjoy mental challenges I’m playfully rude with people I know well I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well I can play an instrument I can do over 30 pushups without stopping I’m a fast runner I can draw well I have a good memory I’m good at doing math in my head I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months I have drawn something in the past month I enjoy writing FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a sports game I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day I have visited another country I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship I have a crush on a celebrity I have a crush on someone I know I have been in at least 3 relationships I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily I have had a crush on someone for over a year I have been in a relationship for at least a year I have had feelings for a friend 

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” I live close to my school My parents are still together I have at least one sibling I live in the United States There is snow right now where I live I have hung out with a friend in the past month I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CDs I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

      HEY , no offence life but, uh, brian’s a good guy; why does this always happen to him ? harding swallows the thought of questioning robert’s intentions any further. he was sure loud gulping wasn’t prohibited in the “contract”. or rather a threat if he wanted to be technical about the whole ordeal. eyes dart over to small - seriously , what’s this guy’s damage ?

       ❝ u h , beautiful night, ain’t it ? ❞

gotta skate fast and eat ass, joseph

Oh my God

『ℐ☸』 Man, Joseph was a sucker for Roberts.

『ℐ☸』 Being tucked into the older man’s side sends his thoughts rolling. Dark eyes, silver streaks in his hair, and Robert’s scarred hands. There used to be times where Joseph would wonder how things would be different, way back before Robert was even a name he knew. Before kids, Mary, or even college. No point in dwelling in the past.

『ℐ☸』 So he nudges Robert in his side, earning a grunt and a look. So he sits up and wraps his arms around the hunter’s neck, locking their lips without hesitation.

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