[Attention Shoppers! We interrupt your shopping experience to bring you- A news flash~!]
“Good evening, everyone! My name is Dimples!”
“And I’m Ponzu! And you’re watchin’-”
“The only shopping centric program-”
“For bigger, badder, and like totes better folks like you~!”
“Christmas and the holidays might be coming to a close, but it’s not too late to find that perfect gift for friends, family, or that special someone who completes the puzzle of your heart.”
“Fo sho, Dimples-baby! Gift cards, the latest trendy fits, or even some wicked awesome merch to pimp put your new year~!”
“Speaking of new years- snacks, drinks, and other decorations are on sale. 500 packs of chocolate crumble cookies for only $5.99, double-deluxe party bags of chips and kegs of ice cold soda for only $3.99!”
“Like, whaaaaaat~?! Every bag comes with a complimentary jar of dip for free?! Get yoself some titan peppers and giga-jars of cheese for only $2.99 and $4.99 to make some killer nachos!”
“Don’t forget to stay warm! Jackets, parkas, coats, and long socks are on sale for fifty percent off. Bundle up, that goes for even our biggest customers! We’ll sell-u-the perfect size to keep you toasty!”
“Darn right! Wouldn’t want those piping hot buns of yours to go cold, now would we Dimpy~?”
“P-Poooonnzuuu!! Have some class! Humph!”
“That’s all for now. We’ll return in four hours times for the next update. A sale might just be in your district!”
“And if you need to pass the time, head to Satomi’s Bath Palace for a nice, hot dip in the springs and a massage to those back rolls, yo~! Or grab a bite at the food court! I heard, they’re givin’ out free baskets of tenderrrrrs~!”
“At Sell-U-Lite, We Sell-U-What-U-Love!”
“At Sell-U-Lite, We Sell-U-What-U-Love!”
