#selfsatire

#Maskbeard is the bald man’s equivalent of #bedhead during a pandemic. ▫️ #selfsatire #homeworkout #bodybuilder #bodybuilding #aeshetic #crabmostmuscular #physique #classicphysique #obviousthirsttrap #fitness #shirtless #noshirt #beard #bearded #instagay #flex #abs #thot #hairy #pecs #naturalbodybuilding #natty #vtaper #algorithmboost #muscle #40something #akaXN #TheRealXN https://www.instagram.com/p/CLj-nYejwQy/?igshid=1hobfx94y3w84

Not really your thing, though. ▫️ #beard #bearded #selfsatire #mugshot #selfie #portrait #40something #obviousthirsttrap #bust #smolder #scruffy #instagay #serious #thot #perpetuallysingle #whysoserious #akaXN #TheRealXN https://www.instagram.com/p/CLUd86SDkEw/?igshid=8io9fkdr1pk8

That thing where you let your aesthetics drop pff during a pandemic and the deepest thoughts you bother to muster about it fall somewhere on a spectrum between post-office-chitchat and #LaRoux lyrics. ▫️ #selfsatire #homeworkout #bodybuilder #bodybuilding #aeshetic #contraposto #physique #classicphysique #obviousthirsttrap. #bodyofwork #fitness #shirtless #noshirt #beard #bearded #instagay #pandemicaffectdepression #thot #hairy #pecs #naturalbodybuilding #natty #vtaper #algorithmboost #smirk #40something #akaXN #TheRealXN https://www.instagram.com/p/CLMr6VejJyb/?igshid=18cyp1k4cfd0b

I thought I was alone. JK. I was. ▫️ #beach #biceps #ptown #selfsatire #bodybuilding #bodybuilder #flex #contraposto #beard #bearded #obviousthirsttrap #hairychest #hairy #abs #douchebro #naturalbodybuilding #natty #physique #aesthetic #mensphysique #instagay #muscle #offseason #handsome #hotguys #40something #classicphysique #provincetown #akaXN #TheRealXN (at Provincetown, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKCfQAHDVNV/?igshid=1w9zyozfis1z4

You’ve all been very good, so you get another one of these. Disclaimer: most of you really haven’t been that good at all. I’m just a softie. ▫️ #jump #run #selfsatire #shirtless #noshirt #winnepesaukee #newhampshire #40something #gimmick #supermario #skinnyguys #beard #bearded hairychest #instagay #physiquemodel #weirdo #hike #hiking #akaXN #TheRealXN (at Lake Winnipesaukee, New Hampshire) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIa5_11jqiG/?igshid=pyhct4ej2s4c

You’ve been behaved. So you get another one of these. You’re welcome. ▫️ #selfsatire #repeat #classic #supermario #lordsaleaping #shirtless #noshirt #lean #dadbod #runningman #granite #twodimensional #beatd #bearded #instagay #physique #aesthetic #stonewall #pose #akaXN #TheRealXN (at Castle Island, South Boston) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGH2hQtjVtt/?igshid=oknxyjz7csry

My mental age, subcutaneous bodyfat level, and seating section are the same number. Also: @ckrzanik is gonna get mad at me for posting this so close to our latest #bromance breakup. ▫️ #selfsatire #May2020 #cardio #nickersonfield #sweaty #bodybuilder #muscle #bodybuilding #naturalbodybuilding #shirtless #noshirt #stadium #beard #bearded #instagay #aesthetic #pecs #physique #mensphysique #naturalbodybuilding #REKT #trainingday #trainingmotivation #fitfam #hotguys #hairychest #closeyourlegs #akaXN #TheRealXN (at Nickerson Field) https://www.instagram.com/p/CF7ypuyj2mz/?igshid=l2fxgbcnlkxk

Even my #outtakes are epic. or My ego is only this big because apparently I control the path of the sun. or No matter what angle you shoot me, my face ends up looking #gay as a #rainbow, apparently. Take your pick, or suggest a better caption. ▫️ #selfsatire #40something #pose #aesthetic #physique #classicphysiqiue #classicalpose #mensphysique #shirtless #noshirt #bodybuilder #viontagebodybuilding #flex #beard #bearded #fantasy #ruins #Franklinpark #secretboston #hairychest #instagay #sorcerer #greekgod #sunbeams #dawn #akaXN #TheRealXN (at Franklin Park - Overlook Ruins) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFxQBuojEkp/?igshid=gobxh8eepewv