#selfko

1. aquire an Amazon alexa/google/ whatever

2A. if you have smart lights set up a routine for the time you want to get up that puts your smart lights at 100% in some shade of blue (blue is calm so you won't wake up angy and blue light does the wakeywakefullness) have it tell you a fun fact, and blast your music.

2B. If you don't have smartlights set up a routine anyway, have it set to tell you a fun fact, and blast your music .

3. Set your alexa, Google, whatever across the room, set the volume at 60% or higher.

4. Mute the mic

5. go to bed.

6. When you wake up it will not be able to hear you scream at it to shut up cause you muted the mic. and you will have to get your tired ass out of bed to go shut it off, and it's hard to go back to sleep if you've been up and moving.

7. Profit