#selfiewithasquirrel

"I don't want to feel your hot feet."

"What's an item found in a purse or wallet that starts with the letter C?" "See, not in my wallet, but I hear some people have something called...cash."

"There's a variable called "p hat" and I just can't take it seriously."

"Nick and Gatsby are gay for each other."

“Panic at the Disco? Well, in your case it’s more like Erin Panics at the Everywhere.”

Runs into the room and throws salt at sister: You've been a-salted!

"Maybe we're only friends because we're so weird that nobody else will be friends with us."

Sara just rolled over, rubbed her tummy, and asked "Want a wet pretzel?"