#selfie process

How to take a selfie in 18 simple steps. I. Prep interesting background. II. Make sure lighting is to your advantage. III. Take 363074030 pictures. IV. Delete all but three of the pictures that you deem decent enough to resemble yourself. V. Decide none of those three are acceptable. VI. Take 40 more selfies. VII. Delete all but two. VIII. Edit both for fifteen minutes. IX. Contemplate deleting both. X. Decide you've already put in too much effort to quit now. XI. Pick the one that you aren't squinting in. XII. Almost post with clever caption, but then decide no caption XIII. Wait for likes. XIV. Contemplate deleting selfie. XV. Get a like so keep it. XVI. Remember you are flawless. XVII. Out of my way peasant. XVIII. Five years later cringe at selfie of the younger years & wonder what the hell you were thinking.