#self dash comm

“I had a cowboy phase. About 1830 to 1880. I was with some voodoo experiment vampire kid with a lot of anger issues. It ended poorly.”

“So, as far as knowing my age. 1: vampires lose their mortal memory between the rough ranges of 50-150 after they turned. Their vampiric memory also is scrambled up until you lose all your mortal memories. So up to my first two centuries of ‘living’ are fucked since I could have lived to 50 due to magical bullshit. Though I’d estimate late teens early 20’s. Then it’s roughly like 70-170 give or take years of 95% amnesia.

That doesn’t preclude time being a wobbly lil bitch. I remember that and I’ve lived through merging timelines, time being forty different dates at once. I’ve lived centuries that just don’t exist now. I generally don’t count them as they’re the foggiest of memories. There’s a reason I used the oath blade and Excalibur to limit the flow of magic.

I *never* directly killed a god. There’s claims for kill assists, and I maybe helped starve a few to death, but I’ve never personally killed a god. Yet, I’m working on it. Sealing the flow of magic starved and weakened gods. I fought a bunch, killed a ton of their champions and or avatars, but killing the gods themselves? Never happened. This is the lie. Shame on you for assuming I just killed god and not that time was a bunch of bullshit for my earlier years.

Which means yes, while I would hesitate to call us ‘friends’ me n’ Dracula get along well enough. If one of us is passing through we don’t send agents after the other to try and kill each other. We also don’t send people to help the other. But being on a ‘no assassins’ relation puts me above Dracula and moon knight(core).