#random hc

He would be the type of person who watches murder case videos with a straight face.

I make random hc's that sometimes don't entirely even match the characters, I just find stupidly funny

One of them being, Dyslexic Divus Crewel! He wasn't diagnosed for a dumb amount of time, only when he got to NRC did Trein point out his struggles and convince his parents to get him tested

Crewel's parents only allowed it to go on so long because Crewel never struggled in school before, so the sudden shifting as he got older they assumed was merely a boy being a boy and acting stubborn

Anyway, Trein helped Crewel a lot with his disability and Crewel hasn't let it stop him, he also tells no one because he gets flustered when he screws up words–

he's so sweet and comforting. he doesn't chime in or interrupt because he's actually listening to understand, not to respond.

he clings onto your every word, eye contact and all, and the attention makes you jittery. it makes your heart warm and your stomach does summersaults whenever his eyes stray down to your lips just to watch them move.

he's an amazing listener.

at least that's what he wants you to believe.

in reality, mark is waiting until you've dropped something juicy. something dark and defining. something that's molded you into the person you are today. for better or for worse.

you almost say it.

an off-handed comment. something that's not you. a sentence tinged with self-loathing, invisible to anyone who isn't watching closely.

but mark is.

he can spot it in the way your lower lip wobbles. in the way your eyes glaze over, that far off look, the gleam of your tears before you look away and awkwardly change the topic in an attempt to regain your composure.

the closer the two of you get, the more comfortable you become. mark shows up at your front door with a box of liquor and a triumphant smile, disarming you just enough to get you loose and talkative.

he lets you spill your guts, your drunken/tipsy slurring makes his heart race.

and finally, he catches something useful, something that makes his eyes light up.

you aren't sure if it's concern or pity.

it's none of those.

it's triumph.

because now he has something he can hang over your head and use against you in an argument. or whenever you find out who he really is and why you should keep him far, far away from you.

he'll use your trauma to keep you there with him.

you're damaged goods.

you think anyone will love you?

you have no one else but me.

This gives the same vibes as the gearstick ask and I stand for it!!

Liu is gonna stare at Jack and deadpan, monotone, say “what the fuck?” Jack is gonna try to leave and Liu yells- “YOU SAID IT DIDN’T WORK LIKE THIS!!!”

Jeff is looking around in pure grey-ace confusion. He sits on the side of his bed contemplating life. If you check on him, all he will say is, “Did I get myself pregnant?”

Toby is gonna slap EJ and be like- “WHAT THE FUCK?!? YOU- ISN’T-” Toby then breaks down and cries.

Helen walks up to Judge and stares. He has no idea what the fuck is going on. She’s just gonna laugh at him.

Tim wakes up, simply says “nope,” and goes back to sleep.

Brian isn’t even surprised at this point.

Cody is baffled! He’s running to Toby and asking if he did this. “How the fuck is this possible??” He then proceeds to experiment on himself and the baby.

Kagekao is gonna chug some wine and pass the fuck out so he doesn’t have to think about it.

Wilson wakes up and goes to Rouges room. “Uh… Hun? Isn’t this supposed to be your thing?”

Chess Master just blinks. He is in shock. What does he do with this?

Puppeteer is wrapping himself in his strings like he’s in a cocoon. It’s just gonna hide from the world now.

BEN Drowned, Dark Link, Glitchy Red, Lost Silver, Sonic.EXE, Herobrine, and the Game Freaks are restarting their games because they think it’s a glitch. Then they just shut the game down and refuse to leave.

Jason the Toymaker is more concerned about making maternity wear before even trying to understand what’s happening.

Doll Maker has a similar dilemma to Jeff but just… cries afterward.

Laughing Jack and Jason have the same priorities.

Candy Pop is gonna beat its own stomach… for obvious reasons.