Jan 9, 2025
Me before I knew about polyamory: Dang all these characters are great for each other but I can’t decide who to pick :(
Me after polyamory:
#I kid you not#90% of my ships are now poly#NOBODY IS SAFE#and also 75% of them are really just qpr s#Selbrutalia#Timberkon#Everyone in the main cast of miraculous in the main characters class#idkkkkkk#Jimmyclois#Peter x MJ x Ned#Danny x Tucker x Sam#And Valerie is slowly inching in there#There is nothing I can do to stop her#The grey ghost shippers have infected me#Oh god maybe just the entirety of the friend groups of amity park#Danny phantom is such a poly show it’s insane#Like Vlad just date BOTH of Danny’s parents we can tell your bi#The only one that is currently safe is#BlueGold#Boostle#and that might end soon…#The second I find a third I know that it’s over#Not even dead people are safe#Martha x Thomas x Alfred#Was at some point encoded into my brain#And now it’s canon#im sorry yall#They are either strictly aroace and with nobody or in a polycule with the entire cast#And crossovers get real crazy real fast#Poly Ships
