“‘That’s the problem today isn’t it. The technological advances of the so called internet generation, with their MP3 players, their iPods and video games, spinning themselves into a self-induced state of attention deficit disorder, barely absorbing one cluster of information before the next one strikes their -- ’ THBBBBBBTBTBTBT.” She blows a raspberry at her phone, flecking it with spit. Offhandedly, to whoever is listening, “I’m reading this off of a coworker’s Facebook and I think my favourite part is that they posted it from their iPhone. Do people ever shut the fuck up.”

harry: *snort*