#second request

You met hisoka and illumi in the hunter exam, also when you met two kids. Gon and killua, you wouldn’t say that you got attached (you did.) but of course, you had to go your different ways but with these two well mainly hisoka always around you. You couldn’t get away from him which always annoyed you, you know? Hisoka always followed you and so did illumi just far away of course unless he was on a mission, Illumi really didn’t want Hisoka around you at all but yet he couldn’t speak to you, not yet at least.. You ended up befriending the weird clown, always finding him around you since. But in this month, he has been at heaven’s arena or whatever. Talking about gon and killua, which that made you wanna go to see those kids that you found so ever sweet (whenever you were near them, you acted like their mother) but you had too many missions you were delaying so.. you couldn’t and that made you upset so. Each mission sorta and.. definitely ended with a blood bath! Which you didn’t mind, you weren’t the one who would be cleaning the mess up.

(As i said, reader would be pretty strong so they probably already knew nen😭) By the end of this one mission though, Illumi finally came out of hiding and started to talk to you! Well. Not really as he only spoke like maybe one word through the whole conversation which was just you absolutely venting about how you were so upset that you were delaying too many missions that you couldn’t see those kids! And as you finished your ranting.. you were already walking out with illumi without him even saying a word, which you sorta minded? You didn’t really know how to feel about that but it was at least nice to rant to someone who wasn’t at all like hisoka.. But anyways, you were smiling at Illumi and finally jumping away even if you could off walked but listen. You were just too tired to walk! Anyways, when you got back home and closed the door behind and locked it.. always made sure you could off locked it, you turned around to see the clown right on your couch playing with cards. It seemed hisoka couldn’t get enough off you!

You ended up finding out that hisoka and illumi were friends which was nice? You think, as that meant you could find out more about illumi and maybe hisoka wasn’t gonna be that werid, oh boy were you so wrong.. As you spent more time with the two of thems, hisoka grew more flirty and touchy as Illumi at least grew to have spoken a few more than five words to you which was always appealing to you at least because every time hisoka saw illumi talk to you, he grew even more touchy and very much more flirty. This all happened in front of illumi as well… You always looked confused when he did it but always rolled with whatever he said as he couldn’t get much worse than that really, well. You think, like hope as well that hisoka couldn’t or wouldn’t get much worse… as you didn’t wanna see like a whore in front of illumi really, you at least wanted to see a bit nice. (He already saw you as nice and good fitting for a spouse to create another heir to the zoldyck family…) You still talked to hisoka, of course. He seemed fun or just.. weird but you couldn’t pick which one actually and you still talked to illumi.. well it was sorta one-sided as he didn’t speak, only maybe ten words now and there… but at least it’s not just one like before! That at least made you always a bit happier!

One day really, just a random day.. well not really as you were on a mission but both of them said they could join and so now. You were talking to both, hisoka and illumi which wasn’t that bad of a idea untill… Hisoka just made a really.. well just flirted with you like he usually did but you already felt his seductive aura, it was like he was trying to make you give into him already which made you suspicious a bit..

“My heart, today~ you look so.. so delicious that i could just eat you right up..~ and right here in front of illumi darling..”

“Hisoka we’re on a mission.”

“And? My heart, i don’t really mind just eating you up anywhere..”

“Hisoka. Focus.”

You looked at illumi, you were shocked. Illumi usually didn’t say shit about Hisoka flirting, maybe it was because Hisoka added illumi to his flirting but.. god, you tried to make yourself remember any time that hisoka added illumi to his flirting like he just did now! It was honestly annoying and you were growing frustrated with yourself that you couldn’t even remember you spent time with them, which you didn’t mind as you didn’t care but now it was sorta important to your curiosity and you needed to at least remember something… until Hisoka spoke up as he was smirking and leaning on your shoulder which you tried knocking him off but you couldn’t really as he stuck to his place on your shoulder. Hisoka let out a playful giggle as he tilted his head a bit, you can hear the smugness already..

“And what if i dont illumi?~”

“Then you go away, simple. You’re gonna ruin the mission if you keep flirting.”

Illumi’s voice strict as ever as he responded to Hisoka, Hisoka stood up completely as he kept smirking. Which made you able to turn around to see what was going to happen and.. this wasn’t as boring as the mission really, that you didn’t even wanted to do but it was good enough money for it so…. Maybe you could watch this go down, then go back to the mission???

“And yet, my darling doesnt seem to mind that im flirting, only you~”

“I guess but "your darling" isn’t taking their mission seriously. And i do wanna fix that.”

“Oh? Wanna fix my darling illumi~ that isn’t nice..~”

“They aren’t your darling Hisoka.”

“Oh?.”

This made you even more interested in this, like really interested. You never took Hisoka’s flirting seriously as he never really seemed that serious, but maybe illumi took each flirty conversation hisoka and you had serious? But he never spoke up about it until now which.. made you even more confused, this whole thing was confused but you didn’t even mind, how could you since this was just now getting good! It was like a dramatic tv show!

“Does illumi like my darling?~”

“I do think, i like them. They seem like the perfect spouse.”

“Oh my~ I do think that’s a problem.”

“And why is that a problem?”

“I also like my darling~, of course i do~”

“Ah.. this is much of a problem really.”

“Well, just you that’s the problem~”

“Not really Hisoka.”

If you had water in your mouth, you would off spit it out onto the ground. They both- woah. Woah woah woah wait what. Now this is why? Illumi was jealous, but how can he be even jealous?! God this was so god damn confusing… still interesting though as now you learned that you got two men almost arguing over you whicn made you feel sorta confident, who wouldn’t be confident? Anyways. This was causing the main target of this god damn mission to hear them both, which made you sorta annoyed with them both. And yet, you couldn’t even stopped it as their aura was already both menacing.. they were both arguing still and sorta seemed like they were getting ready to fight until. The target came over to where you guys were, seeming nice and asking what’s wrong before their head was on the ground! Thank god you three were in a alley but the mission was over which was.. also good as the two couldn’t finsh their fighting really. But in reality that just made them more angry and you didn’t really wanna be in that anymore! As much as it was interesting, you had to leave pretty quickly. And you did, leaving them both behind and getting ready to get your money and leave the city to get another mission and you could off until you heard both of their footsteps well.. mainly hisoka’s. You couldn’t hear illumis.

“My darling, where are you going~?”

“Away from you two, isn’t it obvious? Well, actually getting my money and getting done with this stupid mission.”

“Aw my darling~, you can’t just leave me~”

“nor me. You can’t and i won’t allow it.”

“I don’t care, if you keep fighting like cats and dogs well. Mainly like cats and cats, i will keep leaving until you stop because it’s annoying as fuck.”

They both stayed quiet before one of them smirking and the other one without no emotion on his face and agreeing to you but that doesn’t mean they still didn’t like the other being close to you until they actually got around to think about ideas to share you. Which, you don’t remember agreeing to that at all.. it’s not like you really have a choice. You did but, honestly.. you didn’t know how the fuck you would win against a crazy ass clown and someone that was apart of the zoldyck family. It may be a challenge for another day but not today nor tomorrow. So, might as well accept it right? Right..?

Again, I will only do hisoka bu requests, i wont do him normally until someone asks for him. But i hope that anon likes this! Was honestly just going to not post today until i saw the request as i didnt know what to write😭 probably gotta write something up as well and post that soon, now! Thank you for being my second request:D i hope this was what you wanted!! I didnt really know how to put them fighting so i just made them kill someone else besides from each other. It was nice writing for illumi for the first time:D, hope i did good enough for him!! And if you guys wanted, send in some requests! I wouldn’t mind<3

Tom wanted to turn and look at the girl whose eyes seemed to make him want to smile. He told himself he sounded stupid, but he couldn’t help it. He tried his best to act normal, not wanting to make himself a fool. He tried not to look at you and paid attention to his friends, but he failed poorly. He turned his head fast wanting to see you for a bit more and he was shocked when you both locked eyes. He saw you blush and turn your head looking at the door, but he continued to look at you for a few more seconds before turning his head to his friends. You were really pretty, he thought. Your hair was tied back in a ponytail, making you easy to watch the people in the pool and your orange swimming suit fit you perfectly. If it looked good on you while you were sitting, he could imagine it on you while you were on your feet. He blushed at the thought and tried to calm himself.

“Hey, mate. Are you okay?” He looked at Harrison. If his friend found out he was like that because of you, he wouldn’t stop bothering him until he would talk to you. “Why are you red?”

“Nothing” He answered quickly. He didn’t want to make a fool of himself.

“Oh, I think I know why you are like this…” Jacob added looking away. Tom looked at him and follow his gaze only to realised he was doomed. Jacob found out. That meant everyone would found out. “You should talk to her.”

“What? No.” He wanted to talk to you, but he didn’t know how would you react. Maybe you didn’t like him or worse you would know who he was and started to freak out. He loved his fans, but sometimes they were exhausting. Most of the time, he couldn’t have a normal conversation, because they would start to get flustered and mumble, which he found cute, but at the time of hitting on a girl, it was kind of a problem.

“Well if you don’t talk to her, then I will.” Harrison stated. Tom looked at him in the eye to know if he was lying and making fun of him, but there was no trace of it in his friend’s face, except for a gleam in his eyes he couldn’t figure out, and a smirk in his face. “She is really pretty and it seems that you like her, but if you are not going to something, then I’ll do it”

Jacob didn’t know what to do. He could see in Tom’s face an internal discussion if he should let the blonde boy talk to the pretty lifeguard or not. And the only thing he could see in Haz’s face was his eyes gleaming. He had saw that look before, but he didn’t remember in what occasion.

He also noticed how you were looking at them from the corner of your eye. You knew something was happening, but you couldn’t do anything about it. There was no one else in there, which meant you had no other choice that pay full attention to the boys.

Then something clicked inside Jacob’s mind and he realised what that gleam in his friend’s eyes meant. He had a plan, a plan to make his friends talk to the girl one way or another. The way he talked sounded that it was for his own interest, but he didn’t explicit stated that it was.

“Fine, go talk to her. No problem” Said Tom. There was a problem; he wanted to talk to you and not Harrison.

“Ok. I’ll be right back.” Tom watch how Haz look at his other friend and then walk to talk to you and he couldn’t help feeling betrayed.

“You snooze, you lose.” Jacob said. He was able to see what the plan was and he wanted to make sure Tom didn’t until the end.

When you saw the blonde boy coming to you, you froze. You also recognized him from somewhere. Damn why you couldn’t remember? He smiled at you and stood in front of you waiting until you to stand so you could be face to face. You did and smiled too. He seemed nice, just like the other and the cute brunet.

“How can I help you?” You asked him. Maybe he wanted you to tell him where the swim rings were or the water wings...

“What’s your name?”

“Uhm, y/n.”

“Ok, y/n. I just wanted to know that my friend likes you and right now he thinks that I’m talking to you, because I want to be with you, but the truth is that sometimes he is so shy he needs the help of a friend like me to actually talk to the girl he’s into.” You listened to everything he said and you started to get confused. What was happening, again? “And I know that he being famous can be intimidating, but he is just a lame guy like everyone else.” Wait, what?

“Wait… So you are the celebrities that are staying in the hotel?” Your mind was working 200% trying to remember where you had saw the boys.

“Uhm, yeah. We are in the new Spiderman movie. Well actually not me, but he is, I mean Tom, just like our other friend, Jacob. I could see he knew what my plan was… So are you going to talk to him or I have to trick you too?”

Now you remembered. You had read news about them, how on earth did you not recognized them? There was a poster of them in the hotel, damn it! Jacob played Ned and the cute brunet was Tom Holland. The blond talking to you was Harrison, his friend.

“I… well- I don’t know…” The blonde rolled his eyes, like he was tired of playing cupid.

“Just wait here.’’ You saw him walked away to Tom and Jacob. Your eyes met with his for the third time and this time you didn’t turn away. You saw how Harrison started to talk to him and without notice throw him inside the pool.

“Help! Men in the water!” He shouted, while Jacob laughed. You dive as fast as you could and when you get to where he was, he was fine.

“What the hell, Haz?” He turned and found you looking at him. He started to blush. You were even prettier closer. “Hey… Thanks for coming to save me, but I know how to swim”

“I can see that” You said with a smile. “I thought I had to give you water wings.” Jacob and Haz laughed at what you said and you laughed too. Tom turned to them even redder than before and shouted.

“What are you laughing about? I’m going to get my pay back you know that!” You laughed even louder when you saw how their smiles dropped from their faces.

“We are just trying to help you, mate” Jacob said.

“Yeah, I told you I was going to talk to her and I did. Her name is y/n.” Haz assured.

Tom looked at boys before turning to you. You had a beautiful name. “What did he tell you about me?” He just met you, but he already remember how you smiled and laughed. He really like you and wanted to know you better.

“He told me that you were Spiderman, but you were still as shy and lame as he”

“What? I didn’t say me. I’m awesome. I said like everyone else”

“You are part of the ‘everyone else’.” You pointed out.

Tom laughed at your answer and Jacob joined. You looked at Tom and realised you like him. He was funny and easy-going. He was so cute…

“You are cute too” Tom said looking at you. You blinked a few times. Did you said the last part out loud? Oh God. “And your name is beautiful like you” You could feel your face getting hotter even in the cool water of the pool.

“Ok ok ok. Before this gets too cheesy, how about we hang out now, and when you are available you go out on a date with my friend? Look at him, y/n. He is a mess and he just met you.” Haz intervened making you all turned to him.

You wanted to go out him. You wanted to know him as the person he is, not a celebrity.

“C’mon, y/n. Do it.” Jacob urged.

You turned and looked at Tom. “I would love to.” He smiled and the other two cheered. “But how about this time you take it easy and don’t make me come to save you again”