Whaddup bitches, fishes and nutter butters
This is the Screenreader Friendly version of my intro post! Also I made this because some people say my normal intro post is laggy, glitchy or can't be read on certain devices. My regular intro post is linked here.
You can call me Charlie or Kayd (pronounced Cade). Or Marsh, Charles, Poptarts, or any name related to Frogs, or any nickname really.
I mostly go by he/him. My pronouns page is linked here. (I might sometimes refer to myself using she/her, and others might call me by feminine terms; this is not an invitation for anyone else to do so without permission.)
Yo! I'm glad you're here.
Do not interact: homophobes, transphobes, sexists, racists, pedophiles, misogynists and misandrists, MAP's and TERF's, radqueers and radfems, trans ID's who believe in being transracial/transdisabled, intersexists and ableists. Anyone who believes in authoritarianism. Anyone who hates on alternative people. Anyone who hates on furries/alterhumans. Anyone who hates on regressors (pet and/or age). Anyone who glamorizes ED's. Anyone who doesn't "believe" in mental health, and/or makes fun of SH. If you like Trump, AI, ICE, or generally align with far right beliefs, DNI. I block freely. Block me, do not report unless necessary. If you are my mutual and you are/support any of these things, I must've not been previously aware and I ask you to contact me about it or simply block me immediately.
Love everyone, but don't be stupid.
Boundaries: I don't have too many, seriously you'll never bother me. Interact however you want, as much as you want, and I'll try my best to reciprocate /GEN. I am not an easily triggered person, you can vent to me /SRS. People under the age of eleven (11), please interact carefully. I have several adult mutuals but block adults freely if I feel the interactions aren't pleasant. Please respect me if I explicitly say "don't ask if I'm okay". I won't answer your ask if I simply have a reason why I don't want to (mainly if it was rude, or made me uncomfortable, or if I dont have the energy at the moment. Especially if I don't have the energy at the moment.)
Trigger Warning: I post what I want to post, whether that's about self destruction, a mutual's/persons' struggles, sex, religion or anything else. I always use TW's for everything, and if I ever forget, please remind me. Interact cautiously if you are a heavily romance/sex repulsed person.
About me: I'm a trans guy, furry and pet regressor who also engages in SFW puppyboy activity. Sixty nine hundred (6900) years of age (minor/older teenager). I'm a christian. I'm omnisexual with a preference for girls (taken by my wife). I'm scenecore/grunge/emo/fuck if I know, I freeskate/rollerskate, I make kandi, I dance professionally and sing for fun, I play guitar, I'm definitely a pro gamer /SARC, and I write a lot (wannabe author, don't ask for my AO3). I'm learning French and ASL, I'm a whitepassing Asian, I don't talk abt my mental state or disorders a lot but if you ask I'd be happy to answer. I make a conscious effort to avoid gendered language, so I call everyone Spud, Gang, Twin, Bestie, Chat, Demon spawn from hell, or something else more specific, and the rest of my identification can be found in my pronouns page <3 (less than three).
Fandoms I'm in:
TV shows: basically any anime you can think of, HH/HB, Gumball, Wednesday, Heartstopper, Stranger Things, She-ra, Grey's Anatomy, TADC, You, Arcane, The Boys.
Games: Stardew Valley, Hollow Knight and Silksong (I haven't finished Silksong yet so don't spoil it), Rain World, Cuphead, RE; specifically RE four (4) through RE nine (9), Poppy Playtime, Minecraft, Fortnite and lots of indie games.
Movies: all movies with TimotheΓ© (Timothy) Chalamet in them (my favorite actor OAT), Avatar (the blue people movies), any films by Stephen King or Tim Burton, I Saw The Tv Glow, KPDH and the two thousand twenty six (2026) Frankenstein.
Books: The Outsiders plus anything by S. E. Hinton. The "A Good Girl's Guide To Murder" series, Hatchet, and old, original Shakespeare. I also really like books written in first person POV, and from male perspective (LOL don't judge). I'm in other more niche fandoms but you'd have to ask me <3 (less than three).
All things music:
My Spotify is linked here if you want it.
Genres: indie, rock, alternative, emo, some phonk, hyperpop, pop, and subgenres of those.
Artists I like, in no specific order: RKS, MCR, MSI, Good Kid, Linkin Park, corpse, Paramore, Pierce the Veil, Conan Gray, Ashnikko, Eminem, Ayesha Erotica, Clairo, Sombr, Videoclub, Nxdia, hoshie star, Chappell Roan, Jazmin Bean, Ve'ondre, Olivia Rodrigo, Ariana Grande, Cavetown, BBNO$ (baby no money), Billie Eilish, Harry Styles, Mitski, Beach Bunny, girl in red, Ricky Montgomery, Will Wood, JVKE, David Kushner, TV girl, Carpetgarden, 6arelyhuman (barely human), Beauty School Dropout, beabadoobee, Dominic Fike, femtanyl, Joji, Sir Chloe, kets4eki (ketseki), rebzyyx.
I have a girlfriend! She's my QPP (queerplatonic partner) and we're in a QPR (queerplatonic relationship). My favorite post of us is linked here. I love her more than anything. Her "at" is @aroace-not-arokay .
I have an alternate account! Just for emergencies. Please follow it /NF. @frooglet2
Moodboard at the very, very top of this post made by @purple-dinosaur27 <3 (less than three).
Please let me know if the image ID's need work or aren't working. Also tell me if anything could be edited, or needs to be fixed to actually support screen readers. I'm open to all feedback!
Eventually, I will make a mutual master post, and it'll be linked here as well as on my main intro.
Thanks for stopping by, spud!
Here is a link to my tagging system! /info.
