“I can’t help that I’m curious.” / what were u snooping around in this time garak
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“ Oh, THAT much is quite startlingly obvious. To be entirely frank with you, even when I spotted you the first time I promptly caught myself thinking, ‘huh! What a curious, yet nice-looking fellow!’. You see, the emphasis is most definitely on nice-looking. You SHOULDN’T beat yourself up over following your natural calling! We’re all made the way existence intended for us to be, and for a bloody good reason that remains, as of yet, undecipherable to us clueless outsiders, I should hope! ”
Dirk extends an arm in the inspired attempt to deliver a series of fluttery pats to the other’s shoulder --- but he is quick to withdraw it and let it drop awkwardly to his side when he realises his faux-pas. Oops. “ Ah, you mean the state of mind rather than the, er, state of being. I KNEW that. I was just ... taking the mickey. --- Now, look, I would appreciate it if you stepped away from those case files. They’re not even MINE, I stole--- ... got them from the police, and I’m sure they wouldn’t be amused to discover I’m dishing out handfuls of top-secret information left and right like cheap Halloween sweets. Or like excellent fashion advice, as I tend to do. ”