#seajokes

Me: i'm just tiding up my room. did you sea what i did there?

Minjoo: whale whale whale

Me: seariously...i fish you would go to dinner with me ♥

Minjoo: well we shell see about that

Me: if you don't go to dinner with me, i might go krill myself. T.T

Minjoo: don't talk about that sort of crab! we'll seal the deal somehow.

Me: you shore are beautiful ♥ I can't kelp myself from complimenting you

Minjoo: i'm not shore you're the same girl who beached at me just yesterday

Me: i'm shorey that i'm such a beach. whale, i will tide to be nicer (:

Minjoo: fantastic tidea. but now i shell wave you good night since i eel-y have to write my essay

Me: i am fin-ally blown away by your ability to be so pacific about your sea-sponses. i will wave you goodnight. i won't sand you anymore annoyances.

Minjoo: it's okay. i'm sponge-taneously reading these through my phone noti-fin-cations

Me: i kelp accidentally on-purpoise go online shopping.

Minjoo: boat elaina, you know how coastly things can get

Me: i tide-ally need to stop boat it shell be a hard reef-covery.

Minjoo: i corally know how that feels. Just make sure your finances don't sink.