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“You know... Anything scandalous.”
He’s really clueless about how girls are, isn’t he? Then again, that should have been obvious enough with his taste. (Seriously? That little rat? Should she feel bad for him that she’s the best he thinks he can do?)
“Though, I can’t say I’m surprised with your ignorance. Guess that happens when you don’t have too much experience with actual ladies, no offense.” He really shouldn’t take offense to her just stating the facts, but some people are more sensitive, right? “Tell you what: I know it’s none of my business, but I’m feeling generous, so why don’t you come sit with me during lunch? I’ll tell you all there is to know about handling ladies, since you’re...” Augh, it’s almost nauseating for her to even think of that rat dating anyone. “Seeing a girl. Sound good?”











