Lady best friend who's been getting non stop party invites ever since being single again: Are you going to the new years eve party with us?

Former college athlete friend: I'm waiting for the gorgeous lady from work who’s starting to model and podcast traditional new years eve story or tik tok. can you call her before you leave and ask what time that's coming tonight? all of our married coupled friends know where their pretty lady is at, this still not married thing is wild!

Lady best friend who's been getting non-stop party invites ever since being single again: Not calling her for you but I'll call you next year.

Former college athlete friend: So you mean in 3 hours?